Hillary Clinton is doing research into quantum mechanics so she can more perfectly hold two contradictory political positions at the same time.
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Unfortunately, she herself doesn’t believe in contradictory political position, as she feels Communism is truly the only way…umm, as long as she’s in charge, of course.
Why doesn’t Hillary her newest employees, Sandy Buglar,steal the papers that everyone wants to see. He’s an expert at stealing top secret papers from government facilities.
Mrs. Clinton is not qualified to be a Senator never mind the Pres. She was the Ex Pres. wife. Just because New York Voted a completely unqualified person for there Sen. Doesn’t mean the rest of the country is a bunch of morons.
She will raise taxes and There Will Be A Recession.
Hillary started out by examining the paradox of “Schrödinger’s cat” where the cat is BOTH dead and alive until observed. She watched scientists set-up the experiment over and over and observed that the cat was always dead when she opened the lid. “Am I doing something wrong?” she asked the scientist. “No, Hillary. You’re just being yourself. God doesn’t like you – and he hates cats!”
Unfortunately, she herself doesn’t believe in contradictory political position, as she feels Communism is truly the only way…umm, as long as she’s in charge, of course.
Why doesn’t Hillary her newest employees, Sandy Buglar,steal the papers that everyone wants to see. He’s an expert at stealing top secret papers from government facilities.
Frank, check this out! You probably already saw it though…
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50840
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Mrs. Clinton is not qualified to be a Senator never mind the Pres. She was the Ex Pres. wife. Just because New York Voted a completely unqualified person for there Sen. Doesn’t mean the rest of the country is a bunch of morons.
She will raise taxes and There Will Be A Recession.
Hillary started out by examining the paradox of “Schrödinger’s cat” where the cat is BOTH dead and alive until observed. She watched scientists set-up the experiment over and over and observed that the cat was always dead when she opened the lid. “Am I doing something wrong?” she asked the scientist. “No, Hillary. You’re just being yourself. God doesn’t like you – and he hates cats!”