Prepare yourselves! In January comes the greatest fight ever: Aquaman versus Superman and Batman!
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Sure, it’s that new Aquaman, because we all know how short that battle would be if it were me and my might versus those posers. Anyway, it’s a pretty even match up, so expect a huge underwater battle like you’ve never seen before! And what will DC comics do when two of their main characters will now be dead?
So who do you think will go down first: Superman or Batman? You’d think the smart thing to do would be to take out Batman first since he’s nothing and then go for the heavy hitter, but it would be pretty cool to thrash Superman and then go for Batman while he’s making the water around himself warmer.
Maybe after this I can get eightof my own series running concurrently like those two. Really, how many tales about a man dressed up like a Halloween costume and an nigh-invulnerable journalist can you tell? But with all that happens underwater, they’d never run out of stories. It’s time for the Aqua-revolution!
Anyway, the battle comes in January. Mark your calendars, fanboys!
Well, you posed the right question. Is there any way that Marvel could kill Superman and Batman and be left with Aquaman as supreme superhero at the end of this comic? Me thinks not. Kiss Aquaman goodbye.
uh, yeah. not a lot going on at Marvel Comics is there?
Its not a comic book, its a “graphic novel”
Edwards fact – Aquaman is Edwards favorite superhero
Um, Aquaman and Superman and Batman are all part of DC Comics, not Marvel. Marvel does X-Men and Spider-Man and Incredible Hulk and pretty much all of the best comic movies that have come out recently.
The problem with the old Aquaman? Not gay enough…
BubbaB – you beat me to telling them that they’re DC and not Marvel. However, I am going to have to disagree with your second part. DC is affiliated with 300 and Sin City, and also Batman Begins, which all rule. Marvel, on the other hand, is affiliated with the Daredevil and Fantastic 4 movies, which were crap. I will grant you that the X-Men and Spiderman movies were good.
God dammit, why can’t the aqua-dorks just stay dead?!
DC, not Marvel? Ummm…okay. Since I haven’t cared too much about comic books since elementary school, I’ll be sure to not remember that factoid again.
So, what provoked this altercation? Did Superman and Batman rebuff Aquaman’s advances once again?
Who will “go down first”? C’mon AquaGayMan! We all know that you will go down faster than Barney Frank at Elton John’s celebration of Boy George’s party for John Edwards… Superman is going to take the Batman, shove his Nambla playmate up is ass…and then shove them both up yours! I know…you are all “a twitter” at the thought…
sorry BubbaB. I just took a shot at it; don’t know the difference. but thanks for clearing that up!
Aquaman is a comic hero? I thought he was just a gay man in a festive costume. Who knew?
Cave Troll crush them all with big rock!
Never mind that, what I wanna know is: what would happen in a battle between Aquaman and FredT.? Paint us a picture…
Batman wins: he will use “Green” (read hippie) technology to convert the water around Aquaman to hydrogen then ignite it.
Result: Aquaman flambe.
I’m gonna seriously have to buy a new crow bar if someone doesn’t permanently kill Aquaman…
#8 son of bob;
“DC, not Marvel? Ummm…okay.”
“I’ll be sure to not remember that factoid again.”
THAT IS A FACT! Not a “factoid”.
Looks like I’ve returned just in time to give Aquaxanthous a spanking.
Dude, you can’t even hold your OWN title down without being canceled, let alone two other heroes’ two books apiece!
And really, do we want Superman and his conservative politics and America-First attitude to be destroyed? I think not. Sorry Aguahombre.