I didn’t think rules in Chicago got enforced on politicians. Must have surprised Rahm, too.
Rumor I’m hearing is that Rush Limbaugh will be the new host of Countdown on MSNBC.
A monkey that bites 120 people is not a scared monkey. It’s a monkey that really really likes biting people.
“Does this &!@# mean I’m a #$*!ing commoner now? I’ll $%@#ing destroy you for this, Obama!”
He won’t say a word. It will be one hour of Rush sitting in a chair, smoking a stogie, and smirking.
A CBSNews article claims the monkey slipped out of its cage while someone was cleaning the cage. Do they not have proper monkey-cage-cleaning techniques in Japan?
STEP 1: Shoot the monkey.
STEP 2: With a tranquilizer gun, silly!
STEP 3: Well, never mind, there’s no point in cleaning it now.
STEP 4: I’ll burn it. The foxes will find the body if we bury it in a shallow grave.
And it will be MSNBC’s highest rated show ever.
If Rush Limbaugh shows up as an anchor on MSNBC, I will volunteer to be the first guest and I will suck Jimmy’s nads in front of the entire nation!!!
Shiggz RT
-Only leftists living in a media bubble could convince themselves that if they bought all the things they have ever wanted it would solve everyone’s money problems.
-The promises of Leftists and governments are much like Santa Clause the real life follow through is equally non-existent
-Statists looking for unconstitutional government goodies is like a man who would pry a wooden dam that protects his village open becuase he is thirsty. Like the conversation in his head might sound like this… “look at that dam hogging all the water for itself. At some point Mr dam you have enough water and should spread it around a little. Here Ill open you up so I and all the people I like can have all the water we could ever want….”
-I get daily Kos email that is always ranting about sell out blue dog dems. After this election they wont have to worry about that anymore. Some related thoughts the right.
Rinos in red seats isnt the solution its the problem
Rinos in blue seats isnt the problem its the solution
-In a Democracy voters feel like they are picking a car mechanic. They dont care what religion the mechanic is only which one promises to fix their car and leave the most amount of money in their pocket.
-A huge unacknowledged shift in America with the rise of the Tea Party and Obama is that leftist has become more of a lifestyle then an ideology and conservative has become more of an ideology then a lifestyle.
-If I was going to get a tattoo on my lower back it would say “manhole inaccessible”
-An old friend of mine who is native American keeps telling me open borders are a bad idea. This of course leaves all such right thinking people to the same observational question…. Why is he such a racist?
-Is congress planning to get off the “pork” before or after Sharia Law?
I didn’t think rules in Chicago got enforced on democratpoliticians. Must have surprised Rahm, too.
FTFY
Of all my thoughts one is the most restless. That consolidating all power at the federal level is like taking two families who are neighbors and forcing them to live in the same house and same checkbook. Why is anyone shocked that it leads to constant and severe conflict? turning education, health-care, and welfare and a few others back over the states would instantly put the political temperature from 200 F to more like 140F. In other words put them back in their own separate houses with separate checking accounts. The two lifestyles and cultures etc.. are simply not compatible.
The left sure as frell ain’t going to do it. If its done in time it will have to be conservatives. For some reason conservatives dont seem interested.
@Shiggz -Is congress planning to get off the “pork” before or after Sharia Law?
WIN
Remind me to drop-off my spare pare at the front desk for you, ussjimmycarter.
“I didn’t think rules in Chicago got enforced on politicians. Must have surprised Rahm, too.”
He’s not done yet, he’s appealing. Obama’s upset about the decision. Expect there to be some “overturning” before we’re all done. It’s never over until democrats get their way, as Republicans stand back and allow it to happen. Then, once they get their way it’s “settled law” or “settled science” and everyone needs to shut up and never mention it again.
Yeah, Rahm will get his way. This is Chicago, where corrupt Democrats rule and the 2 or 3 Republicans left droll and plot their departure. My son lives in Chicago so I get to travel there regularly. I also make a point of wearing my McCain / Palin t-shirt while I’m there to make sure they know I voted for the Hero, not the Zero. I’m getting a “I was anti-Obama before it was cool” for my next trip up there. FUN!
Said Japanese zoo officials, “Her capture was easy. We called her name repeatedly, and she came to us,”
This is what happens in a country with strict gun control. Not in the US:
A well regulated militia being necessary to shoot rogue monkeys in the nads, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
It won’t be truly over until a few Illinois Supreme Court judges receive appointments as federal judges, etc. It worked for Teddy; it’ll work for Rahm.
Well, looks likie Rahm might get his way after all. I think its time to adjust einsteins quote, we now have three things that are infinite; the universe, human stupidity, and Chicago corruption.
Just to refresh everyone’s memory, O-bah-muhh had 3 of his Democrat opponents thrown off the ballot of his primary for State Senate.
A monkey that bites 120 people. Scary Evil Monkey made a cameo appearance?