Uh, oh. I just got another Tax Court summons. Looks like I’ve been targeted by the IRS. I wonder why? Is it because:
- They found out I attended my 6 year old daughter’s tea party.
- It turns out the tax benefit for purchasing a green vehicle has nothing to do with its color.
- I can’t claim the half dozen hobos I have shackled in my crawlspace as dependents.
- I voluntarily gave to charity and not the government.
- The lean-to in the backyard where I store the kids doesn’t count as a tax shelter.
- Blade 1, 2 and 3 are in my Netflix queue.
- Paying myself $20,000/year to homeschool my own kids cannot be written off as an education expense.
- Purchasing copious copies of Twilight novels to repurpose them as toilet paper can’t be written off as a recycling project.
- I’m not alleviated from the tax liability just because I’m selling those organs on the internet.
- Nor am I alleviated from the tax liability just because I’m paid for those organs under the table in white slaves.
- They expect me to pay FICA for each of my stolen identities.
- When I gift something to one of my other personalities, that isn’t considered a legally binding transaction for tax purposes.
- Not all of the pharmaceutical products I buy or sell count as medical expenses.
- I’ve been promoting homeschooling your hellions.
- They found out I was guest blogging here.
Not AGAIN!!!!! Poor Lactose. 🙁
and the grammar hammer missed the headline error. third word “an” not “and”
harmless spelling nazi
Silly jw. Everybody knows there is always a D in corruption.
Heh – good one Dohtimes
Sounds like those hobos have outlived their usefulness. The soylent green will be extra gristly next week.
Organs on the internet? Sign me up for a Hammond B3 with a Leslie cabinet!
What? Oh, never mind.
@2 wow. I can’t believe I missed it! jw hits Lactose with the Grammar Hammer!!! http://www.nukingpolitics.com/search/label/Grammar%20Hammer
I told you that you needed to get a much more intimidating hammer. The one you have possesses absolutely no deterent capability whatsoever, apparently.
If my multiple personalities each provide some advantage to me in interpersonal dealings do I count them as dependents for a deduction or employees for FICA?
“Give Me and I” is an Obamian.
@7 @8 i am but a lowly harmless spelling nazi, not, alas. a wielder of the grammar hammer.
Ok fine. I fixed the headline. No need to keep working the kneecaps.