OF COURSE this is what will happen. Getting your Mother on the list for a new hip will be exactly like getting the pot hole on your street fixed. You will go to your Congressman and he will check to make sure you are a memeber of the party.
Hmmm, let’s see, records show you donated to a conservative organization, all exams and treatments will be performed at the Barney Frank Memorial Bath House in San Francisco.
“I see you voted Republican, you filled out an Organ Donor Card and your Last Will And Testament is current. We have an appointment for you next Monday at American Transplant General Hospital! Please have someone drive you.”
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Slightly confused as to whether or not it’s my bacon so I’ll just go ahead and accept it because you know it won’t be long before I’m given an aspirin and sent to the back of the line so my dying won’t inconvenience any one. Unit # 98756908695496708-8-8698595569797 reporting for Death Panel Assistance.
you present it like it’s supposed to be funny. the gdft government ain’t gonna play it for laughs. and they aren’t even libertarians.
About time people are getting with the program.
OF COURSE this is what will happen. Getting your Mother on the list for a new hip will be exactly like getting the pot hole on your street fixed. You will go to your Congressman and he will check to make sure you are a memeber of the party.
Hmmm, let’s see, records show you donated to a conservative organization, all exams and treatments will be performed at the Barney Frank Memorial Bath House in San Francisco.
you voted for the republicans AND you play a Gibson guitar? you not only don’t get that blood transfusion, we are taking what you have left!
“I see you voted Republican, you filled out an Organ Donor Card and your Last Will And Testament is current. We have an appointment for you next Monday at American Transplant General Hospital! Please have someone drive you.”
@5 ~~~~to jimmy
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Slightly confused as to whether or not it’s my bacon so I’ll just go ahead and accept it because you know it won’t be long before I’m given an aspirin and sent to the back of the line so my dying won’t inconvenience any one. Unit # 98756908695496708-8-8698595569797 reporting for Death Panel Assistance.
@7 harvey will decide whose bacon, but i think i edged you out. 🙂
Goes Full King Solomon And Chops The Bacon In Half Bacon to jw & seanmahair!
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Harvey, seanmahair has so much bacon now, she needs a separate bacon fridge!
@10 – “Bacon fridge”? At my house, bacon doesn’t last long enough to *need* refrigeration 🙂
So, your initials are “H.B.O” then?
‘B’ is for Bacon!