Back when Steven Crowder was just some guy putting videos on YouTube, he did the Qur’an Challenge and got tons of death threats. And now he has a sequel: Jesus Versus Muhammad
Please don’t threaten Crowder with death.
BTW, still on parental leave because of the new little guy who sleeps all the time except when it is dark out. I’ll get back to my regular blogging… eventually.
frank,
i understand parental leave and all, my parentals left me in nebraska and moved to kansas, but why don’t we get new pictures of the little guy?
we deserve new pictures.
the kid’s probably six feet tall and bench pressing engine blocks by now.
Oooh, my kid did that. She was one of those “lulled to sleep by motion” babies, so when I was preggers and up and moving around during the day, she napped happily in the womb. When I
slepttried to sleep at night, she was no longer being rocked to sleep and decided that kicking Mom was a good way to while away the hours. When she was born, her sleep schedule was completely turned around – asleep during the day, awake at night. She outgrew it around age – well, never, actually. She’s still a night person. Good luck with that.Hold on, so the conclusion is that Muhammad would totally annihilate Jesus in a fight?
@COB. 🙂
Sweet dreams, Frank and Frank!
Hold on, so the conclusion is that Muhammad would totally annihilate Jesus in a fight?
OK, let’s check the tale of the tape:
According to the description of the Shroud of Turin, which is said to hold the image of Christ’s body, we have a man 5′ 11″ tall, and given the physical dimensions, an estimated 170 lbs. A former carpenter/woodsmith who walked everywhere, one can assume the man had a combination of endurance and long-muscle strength.
The Bible relates that Jesus was the People’s Savior, swapped water for wine, and was friendly with those in low places. He was also good with a whip in driving out the moneychangers from his local temple, so it’s safe to say the may had a bit of a righteous temper.
Paraphrasing wikipedia:
Muhammad was middle-sized, did not have lank or crisp hair, was not fat, had a white circular face, wide black eyes, and shorter than conspicuous tallness. He had thick, curly hair. The plaits of his hair were parted. Muhammad had a wide forehead, and fine, long, arched eyebrows which did meet.
In Muhammad we’d be looking at a moon-faced, mono-browed, middle-sized man who probably, given the average size of Arabs, ran about 5’8″ and 150lbs.
Muhammad comes off as somewhat of a scold, not to mention this Aisha girl who he’s said to have begun grooming when she was around 9 years old, before consummating the relationship when she was 13 or 14, maybe 15.
So, in a MMA or WWE situation, Jesus is the white hat, Muhammad plays the heel to the hilt.
In the ring, Jesus might have reach and endurance on his side. Muhammad would have to bring his fight inside, under the Savior’s grappling and punches, working the body, and the ref would have to keep an eye out for Muhammad’s tendency towards cheap shots and exploding jockstraps.
In the Octagon, if it’s a clean match, the advantage would have to go to the Savior.
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Holy Bacon of Antioch to seanmahair!
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