So, week past the due date, and I’m rethinking this whole “new baby” thing. Maybe I don’t even care that much. Just stay in there as long as you want; see if I care.
Seems like you need to get your woman under control. Be explicit in you expectation that she better pop that child out like a Pez dispenser with a hearty, “By your command, my liege!”
@3 – You don’t want a baby from anyone around here. It’d turn out to be some kind of weird, geeky, nerd-child, and it would likely come out wearing thick-lensed, black-frame glasses (which might make the birth process extra uncomfortable).
Just tell the baby you’re making bacon tomorrow morning but SarahK doesn’t get to eat any so neither does anybody stuck inside. It’s time to start playing hardball with this kid.
I missed out on the baby myself, but I was expecting Frank to take up the slack to stay out of the Steynian democraphic death spiral. Come on out, Frank progeny! We need more!
frank? you might want to rethink that “stay in there as long as you want” thing, my guess is that sarahk is starting to care a WHOLE BUNCH. and you are the only one she has to take it out on.
The thing with kids is, they never listen. You told him to be born on time (and on budget) and he said “no”. I had the same problem with mine. I told him to stay in there and wait his turn, but no he had make his appearance at 27 weeks instead. Just for that little rebellion I grounded him in the NICU for 89 days. That’ll teach him.
Babies are so selfish.
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I didn’t get MY baby either. I think it’s some kind of conspiracy. I am NOT a CRACKPOT!
Seems like you need to get your woman under control. Be explicit in you expectation that she better pop that child out like a Pez dispenser with a hearty, “By your command, my liege!”
@3 – You don’t want a baby from anyone around here. It’d turn out to be some kind of weird, geeky, nerd-child, and it would likely come out wearing thick-lensed, black-frame glasses (which might make the birth process extra uncomfortable).
Just tell the baby you’re making bacon tomorrow morning but SarahK doesn’t get to eat any so neither does anybody stuck inside. It’s time to start playing hardball with this kid.
How do you know she didn’t just make the whole thing up? It happens all the time, I saw it on the internet
I missed out on the baby myself, but I was expecting Frank to take up the slack to stay out of the Steynian democraphic death spiral. Come on out, Frank progeny! We need more!
frank? you might want to rethink that “stay in there as long as you want” thing, my guess is that sarahk is starting to care a WHOLE BUNCH. and you are the only one she has to take it out on.
Standby for that Janeanne Gruffellow person.
I’d be careful what I wrote if I were you, Frnak. That’s going to be one big kid when he’s born. He might take you.
Time for a little Oxytocin? Ask your doctor if Oxytocin is right for you.
The thing with kids is, they never listen. You told him to be born on time (and on budget) and he said “no”. I had the same problem with mine. I told him to stay in there and wait his turn, but no he had make his appearance at 27 weeks instead. Just for that little rebellion I grounded him in the NICU for 89 days. That’ll teach him.