Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
… said he could see Alaska from his hotel room.
…tried a political slam dunk… but got nuthin’ but nyet.
…was surprise that Russia didn’t visit him.
… threw one of his remaining purple hearts at the Kremlin.
… asked about the poor Kyrzakhis.
(John Kerry Invents Country of Kyrzakhstan / telegraph.co.uk / Monday, February 25, 2013)
said, “Mr. Godot, I presume.” When he was finally allowed to meet with Putin.
didn’t know how to respond when Putin kept asking, “What happened to ‘Hot Lips?'”
…was awarded the “Hero of the Russian Federation” medal for his work during and after the Vietnam conflict. No word yet about throwing it over the fence at the Kremlin.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
…had his meeting with Putin seared, SEARED into his memory!
… was made an honorary “Tsar Naive” brother.
…was embarrased when his speech was mistaken for a cover of the Volga Boat Song.
… was repeatedly asked, by a deeply impressed Vladimir Putin, how the U.S. created such an efficient state-run media.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
…was stupefied they didn’t understand French.
…was shocked to find out Communism didn’t work out.
…was replaced with an animatronic dummy and no one noticed.
…asked if there was anything he could blame Bush about for them.
…asked them for instructions on operating a Gulag, just in case the Republicans got to uppity.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
…declared he was against visiting Russia before he was for it.
…asked if he could touch Hillary’s reset button.
… negotiated the exchange of one million cases of Stoli for twenty million cases of Heinze Ketchup.
…was surprised when Putin accepted his invitation to appear on DWTS with him.
… starred in the remake of “From Russia With Lovey.”
recalled patrolling the moskva river in 1970
… finally filed his separation from service paperwork with the KGB.
Was kept waiting, and just sat there with a long face.
… looked up some old friends from his Vietnam days.
…personally demonstrated some post-election flexibility to Putin.
. . . announced that he was “reporting for duty”.
http://www.michigandaily.com/content/im-john-kerry-and-i-am-reporting-duty
Wondered if his Russian citizenship was still good. He was assured that it was.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…was treated to elevator music while waiting for putin to give a rats behind he was there.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…was mistaken for the butler
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…kept trying on burkass
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…kept having to remind people he was a dipLOmat not a DIP door mat
got Vlad to play with his balalaika.
bought a set of Russian nesting dolls to keep Joe Biden busy over the summer.
…had to pee like a Russian racehorse.
…asked Putin if he would heal all of Obama’s Czars.
…mangled the translation and had ten husky Siberians sent back to Obama.
… reminded everyone he talked to that he served in Vietnam.
…Got chest pains form drinking too much wodka, felt his Heart On Fire, decided to run through the Rocky 4 training montage and cap it off by climbing the mountain at the end, raising his arms skyward and screaming “RUBIO!!!!! RUBIO!!!!! RUBIOOOOOOO!!!!”
got swiftboated
did his best impression of Herman Munster and everyone had a good laugh
Kept saying “Do you know who I am?”. They did, but nobody cared.
…kept asking where the iron curtain was, and how the US could help them sew it up again.
… gave a speech about cultural affairs, but it was a bunch of Bolshoi.
… met the president in his penthouse: Putin on the Ritz.
While visiting Russia, John Kerry…
…was exchanged for some leftover Vietnam POWs the Russians just “Happened” to have. Net gain US.
After awhile left, noone noticed.
……renewed his lifetime membership in the he-man America haters club, just in case they’d lost the records from when he signed up during his ” vietnam sevice” period.
…threw his back out demonstrating how flexible the administration can be now that the election is over.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Looks like me you and bunkerbilly are the only ones playing this particular game Harvey. How about you infinity bacon both of us and we won’t beat this particular horse anymore?
Horse Bacon to seanmahair!
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Fine! I’ll take that horse bacon and see you some Russian bacon.