Should Republicans Offer to Take Over National Security?

So one thing that’s become clear from the Benghazi hearing is that Democrats just aren’t all that interested in national security. They’ve been that way for a while, though; they don’t really care much about real problems like people wanting to kill us. They’re more on things like global warming and how not everyone has a cellphone — life and death stuff is just not in their wheelhouse. So maybe we’re too critical about them over stuff like Benghazi because we can’t really expect better. Perhaps in the future, Republicans should just offer to handle all the serious stuff like national security for them. Like, the Dems can still be “in charge” and they can have their cute little president scrunch his face all serious and stuff and give speeches, but any real issue of actual importance can be handled by some capable person who actually cares about the fate of this country. So Dems can focus on what they care about and Republicans can focus on America. Seems like a good deal.

9 Comments

  1. I just don’t think I want to trust my security to the likes of a john mccain. I would rather the GDFT!YLTATSOTE! take over common defense, and guns, and bacon.

    I would rather the gop take over pie instead of the marxists. The marxists don’t seem to like guns, pie or bacon any better than they do America, that would be detrimental to guns, pie and bacon.

    If we let the marxists be in charge of cell phones and out houses, only the illegals and welfare parasites will be able to afford a cell phone or to relive themselves.

    We could let them be in charge of soap, except they really hate soap.

  2. Republicans offered to take over the whole shooting match but the “people” had other ideas. They now have the government they wanted. I say let them stew in it, get all pruny, tired and disheartened. Then maybe we come in and save the day, or at least our section of the day. Sometimes I think we should cut the country in half and each group take a side. We’ll see who succeeds and who fails then, would be fun and entertaining. YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! until Harvey gives me bacon for infinity!!!!!! Mawhahhahahahahaha.

  3. I really wish we could elect each member of the cabinet. There are just way too many single-issue voters that the Democrats seem to scoop up. Hippies are always going to vote for Democrats under the mistaken idea that the environment is better off with them. If they could just waste all their votes on who heads up the EPA, the adults could take the rest of the positions and just make sure the EPA gets a small enough budget to limit their damage.

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