But wait! We do have monkeys! Oh wait, they’re “donkeys” with a D. I’d say they’re actually snakes but around here the snakes are actually pretty helpful with mice, bugs, etc. So, hmmm.
Hundreds and hundreds of years ago was a little know period called,”The Indian/Monkey Wars”. Monkeys were nearly exterminated in North America. Those few that remain were remanded to live forever in Monkey Reservations, commonly called, Zoos.
Still, many roam free in the semi-tropical State of Florida, where they have put up signs warning residents not to feed the monkeys, or to vote for them. Were it not for Global Cooling (previously known as Global Warming) their populations would have soared.
Because we have guns. Lots of guns. Little-known-factoid: after Thomas Jefferson had monkey poop flung into his oatmeal one day, the Second Amendment was born.
Problem solved. America.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! We have monkeys……….obviously y’all haven’t visited a middle school lately. Actually the aren’t monkeys. It’s like a whole building full of Hammies (from Over the Hedge). They’re sweet, they’re kind but they’re out of control most of the time.
But wait! We do have monkeys! Oh wait, they’re “donkeys” with a D. I’d say they’re actually snakes but around here the snakes are actually pretty helpful with mice, bugs, etc. So, hmmm.
The worse the continent, the more the monkeys. It is no coincidence.
BigFoot would like to thank you for not equating him to those nasty vermin, the monkeys. By the way, When is he getting his votng rights?
. . . Sandra Fluke took their ecological niche.
. . . We haven’t buried the Statue of Liberty up to its neck in sand yet.
. . . William Randolph Hearst forbid them at Sans Simian.
Hundreds and hundreds of years ago was a little know period called,”The Indian/Monkey Wars”. Monkeys were nearly exterminated in North America. Those few that remain were remanded to live forever in Monkey Reservations, commonly called, Zoos.
Still, many roam free in the semi-tropical State of Florida, where they have put up signs warning residents not to feed the monkeys, or to vote for them. Were it not for Global Cooling (previously known as Global Warming) their populations would have soared.
Because we have guns. Lots of guns. Little-known-factoid: after Thomas Jefferson had monkey poop flung into his oatmeal one day, the Second Amendment was born.
Problem solved. America.
Who needs monkeys when we have all those Democrats screeching and flinging pooh?
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! We have monkeys……….obviously y’all haven’t visited a middle school lately. Actually the aren’t monkeys. It’s like a whole building full of Hammies (from Over the Hedge). They’re sweet, they’re kind but they’re out of control most of the time.
Monkey Bacon to seanmahair!
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