So Colin Powell called the Zimmerman verdict “questionable judgement,” and Powell knows questionable judgement considering how he crossed parties to support the obvious empty suit Obama and then learned nothing and stuck by the loser for reelection.

I don’t really get what the point is of Powell now. All he ever seems to do is burp out slightly left-wing mush. He’s very predictable and says nothing challenging at all to Democrats. And so the talk shows invite him on to say these nothings and feel secure in their viewpoints — Hagel used to preform a similar roll. They could actually just replace him with a white noise machine; liberals could just listen to the calming sounds of a babbling brook while they feel so secure about how smart and right they are.

You know how Powell could really get some attention? Say something really critical about Obama — and he has a million billion things to choose from since Obama is such a huge doof.

Oh, not interested? Fine, then just keep wrapping liberals in a warm blanket while whispering nothings in their ears.

So I guess we might be getting into a war with Syria or something. Everyone is all worried about another war considering how the last couple went, but maybe we can do better with a more hands off approach. We’ll launch a few cruise missile, drop a few bombs, and that’s it. And if someone asks, “Aren’t you going to help them establish a new government or something?”

We’ll be like, “Nope. Just blowing stuff up from a distance now. Everyone on the ground — the Syrians and what not — can figure out the rest.”

“Won’t they be angry at us?”

“Well… we don’t like to speculate on other people’s feelings. If someone doesn’t like our policy, they do have our email address.”

So no more wars. Just bombings here and there to help countries know they’ve done wrong and learn. Sounds good?