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The DOJ will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes. Instead…
Archive of entries posted on May 2016
AAG Is Less a Job Title Than It Is the Sound You Make When You Hear Her Policies
Assistant Attorney General Karol Mason announced that the Justice Department will no longer use the terms “felon” and “convict” to refer to individuals convicted of crimes.
Well, they could always go the Illinois route and call them “Governor”.
The Illustrated Frank J: Designed, Built, and Operated for a Function
Give ‘Em What They Want
A North Carolina tow truck driver said he refused to tow a woman’s car after he saw Bernie Sanders stickers on the vehicle and advised her to “call the government” for a tow.
Never happen. She’d call the government to MAKE you tow her car.
Simultaneously Explaining Both Climate Change and Chris Matthews
Link of the Day: The Playmobil Security Checkpoint
[High Praise! to American Digest]
It’s a Small Sad World Coming Kids. Get Used to It
Looks like it’s back in stock on Amazon (although prohibitively expensive). Be sure to check the reviews for amusing commentary.
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A Pile of Money With a Target on It
The Mayor of Cupertino, CA said that Apple, Inc. “abuses us” by not paying more in taxes.
Uh huh… and the mayor abuses homeless people by locking his front door.
Obama Warned Us – SCOTUS Nominee
Stand up today for a fair Supreme Court nomination process: http://ofa.bo/c5rj #DoYourJob
“Then sit down (and shut up) when Garland cuts your rights down to size.”
Straight Line of the Day: Checking Her Poll Numbers, Hillary Is Now Less Popular Than…
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Checking her poll numbers, Hillary is now less popular than…
Careful What You Wish for
A Chinese court ruled that a Chinese company could legally use the “iPhone” name to sell non-Apple products.
The downside: they can only advertise their store locations using Apple Maps.
The Illustrated Frank J: The Big Difference Between Bernie & Hillary
Lightly Chilled
Ahead of a political referendum, Thailand has legally banned “rude, aggressive, or intimidating” interviews with the media.
Imagine if we did that here. There’d be nothing left but PBS. Assuming “smug & condescending” were still legal.
That Which We Call a Rose…
Link of the Day: Apparently I Watch a Lot of Shows That End Badly
[High Praise! to Neatorama]
A Statistical Analysis of the Ratings of the First and Last Episodes of TV Shows
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Darn Online Medical Diploma!
A new report shows that medical errors are now the third leading cause of death.
Obamacare won’t improve that, it’ll just change who cuts the check to your killer.