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Archive of entries posted on May 2016
Should We Trust the Choices of People Who Think One Direction Makes Good Music?
Oregon’s state government told schools to let students use whatever locker rooms they want and play on opposite-sex sports teams as long as they say it reflects their chosen gender identity.
Great. And what do they do with that one weird kid who says he thinks he’s the football?
Role Model
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
If you don’t recognize him, that’s WWII combat hero Audie Murphy
Link of the Day: …Is to a Real Unicorn As Obamacare Is to Health Insurance
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The Curious Case of Ringling’s Living Unicorn
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Failing to Consider the Downside
Obama Warned Us – Immigration
President Obama’s #ImmigrationAction could have a big economic impact.
“Notice I didn’t say ‘benefit'”
Straight Line of the Day: The REAL Reason Joe Biden Didn’t Run for President This Year…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The REAL reason Joe Biden didn’t run for President this year…
Vote Trump?
While deeply mired in the denial stage, I’ve been trying to convince myself how I could justify voting for Trump. This is all I’ve got.
- He self-identifies as President of the United States, so we are obligated to accept him as that
- He’ll be impervious to sex scandals
- You’ll be able to take a selfie of yourself with his cardboard cutout at the Trump Re-education Camp
- The re-education at the Trump Re-education Camp was designed by the same experts that designed the curriculum at Trump University, so you won’t really end up brainwashed
- It will be good for you if you own stock in the National Enquirer
- One of his first actions in office will be to make it legal to punch anyone in the face who disagrees with him, and hippies are notoriously critical of Trump
- Do we really need two Koreas
- If he’s President, he won’t need to contribute to the Clinton Foundation for favors anymore
- The inevitable Ivanka/Tiffany reality show is bound to give the Karadashians some much needed competition
- Why would anybody want the same First Lady for four years straight
- When the nation goes bankrupt, well, no worries. If there is one thing he knows
- Unpredictability from a superpower is good for global stability, right?
- Presidential press conferences will be indistinguishable from a SNL skit
- TrumpCare has a much better ring to it, and again, when it goes bankrupt…
- Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly and Ann Coulter will finally get those leg tinglings they’ve been coveting
- And Chris Matthews will be able to walk again
Obama’s Good Old Days
A new report shows that the Army’s manpower has dropped to its lowest level since before World War II.
Even worse, Obama keeps trying to do the same to our nuclear arsenal.
The Illustrated Frank J: Who, In Turn, Is Like a Humorless Frank J.
Short But Honest Answer
The House Judiciary Committee asked the nation’s top intelligence official for the number of Americans’ emails and phone calls collected under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.
Expect them to receive a Post-It with “See Census Bureau” scrawled on it.
Not to Be Confused With Grown Up
Link of the Day: Mostly I Just Really Agree With Panel 5
[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]
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Also, the Scriptwriting Isn’t As Good
President Obama mocked Donald Trump, saying the White House is not “reality TV”.
Easy fix. Put a snarky Brit judge on the Supreme Court.
Obama Warned Us – Climate Change Devastation
Climate change is real — and it’s devastating communities across the country. We have to #ActOnClimate now.
“Just don’t ask how much devastation our #ActNow actions are causing.”