Straight Line of the Day: If Hillary Becomes President, Her Supreme Court Nominee…

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If Hillary becomes President, her Supreme Court nominee…

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  1. …will answer each and every question with “Pardon?”

    …will be sworn in on a copy of Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals”…

    …won’t be no ways tarred…

    …will fit right in with the rest of the “Chick Clique”…

  2. …will be pro abortion, will have had an abortion, even performed an abortion and just to prove how pro abortion she is will have performed an abortion while undergoing one at a pro choice rally.

    …will walk thuddingly and carry a big rubber stamp.

    …will reject logic, precedent and constitutionality in favor of quoting rap lyrics.

  3. If Hillary Becomes President, Her Supreme Court Nominee…

    … will either be a ciderblock or outer space, because, as she has already said, “At this time, what difference does it make?”.

    … will at least know what the definition of the word “is”. Or maybe not…

    … will have so little knowledge of technology, they will think that you actually do wipe an email server with a cloth. Just not a blue cloth, they stain.

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