It’s a Love Story with a Giant Ape

I have to agree with SarahK that the new Kong ads (I’ve heard them on radio and seen them on TV) are cringe worthy. After they’re done courting women to the movie, are they going to have to undo the damage to male perceptions that this flick is going to be the next Titanic?

NEW MALE ORIENTED KONG AD
(loud rock music plays as various action clips are shown on screen at a break-neck pace)
ANNOUNCER: New movie has big, mad monkey who smashes things! You go see!

10 Comments

  1. Has anyone seen the 1933 original? A fine movie, old special effects be damned.
    And that one was a “love story with a giant ape”. So it makes perfect sense that this remake is, too.
    I hate seeing movies in Italian, but I might just go see it. It opens tomorrow here…

  2. Hey, don’t knock the Titanic! There’s one great side effect of any movie that a self-respecting American man would be bored stiff by – if you can somehow pretend to have been emotionally affected by that shit, you’re pretty much a slam-dunk to get lucky. And she’ll do all the work.

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