He’s used to a zipper on the back. (of his skirt)
Friendly campaign suggestions:
“John Edwards – Leading the cause: Equal Rights for Eunuchs.”
E.A.T.D.W. – Eunuchs Against Testosterone Driven Warmongering. John Edwards: I’m not just the president…I’m also a member . . . er, or had a member?
“Vote for John Edwards, the lowest testosterone level of any candidate! Democrat, Republican, or 3rd.”
Neither has “Slick Willie” Clinton for that matter.
Something about DemoCRAPS?
When he tries to enter a ladies restroom he needs quick access to prove he’s going into the right one, even though he has not been challenged so far.
He’s used to a zipper on the back. (of his skirt)
Friendly campaign suggestions:
“John Edwards – Leading the cause: Equal Rights for Eunuchs.”
E.A.T.D.W. – Eunuchs Against Testosterone Driven Warmongering.
John Edwards: I’m not just the president…I’m also a member . . . er, or had a member?
“Vote for John Edwards, the lowest testosterone level of any candidate! Democrat, Republican, or 3rd.”
he stashes emergency lip gloss and breath spray in the ‘front pocket’ of his underoos.
To be fair, the front zipper on John Edwards pants doesn’t have a purpose. It’s just for decoration.