Every year for Lent, John Edwards forgos the pleasures of a woman’s touch, with the obvious exception of when he bathes himself.
Bonus fact from reader Chris:
John Edwards was once treated in the emergency room after receiving a large gash in his hand from a jet puffed marshmallow.
When filling out the “Sex” field on forms, John Edwards often checks both boxes.
LMAO! Not to mention how he has to remind himself to be gentle… errr… with… uhhhh… himself.