During a recent bike ride with Lance Armstrong, John Edwards said, “the biggest problem is my butt hurts. Is that normal?”.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time he’s said that…
[Hat tip to Shimauma of Moonbunny’s Comics for the link]
READER SURVEY: I’m thinking about including that little picture in the post title for these entries. Your opinion? Yes? No? Messes up the html too much? Put it in the body of the post? Just too darn creepy?
Let me know.
UPDATE: Apparently having it in the title screws up feed readers. So I made it a little larger and put it in the body of the post on the left side.
How’s that?
Well, he was the one who thought it would be “more pleasurable” to take the seat off. What did he expect?
I’ve been waiting since 7 am for someone to make a post on that.
The linked article mentioned somebody from “Team Trousermouse” talking to Edwards. I’ll bet that Edwards is really interested in that team.
Although downright creepy, as well as effective nightmare fuel, I think the picture should stay. As on the posts by Scary Evil Monkey, the accompanying picture serves to reinforce the idea that evil comes in many forms, some hideous and some pleasing, covered in make-up and $400 haircuts.
However, if I wake up screaming tonight, I may have to rethink this….
I like having the picture, but I think it should be bigger and in the body, the same as the scary, evil monkey. But if you keep it the same, it would be faaabulous, too.
WHOA I just saw it in my feed reader. Screwed up. Fix it, please?
John Edwards was a young lad and came home to inform his father that he’d just had his first sexual experience. To celebrate his father took young John out for a drink. After they finished their first round young John’s father asked “so now that you’ve had your first sexual encounter, are you going to try again tonight?” to which young John replied “no dad, by butt is still sore from last night”…
Ooooh dear.
That picture tag is absolutely PERFECT for this feature Harv, tho you could fotoshop a little blush, mascara and lipstick to really make it sing.
Now we know why John Edwards didn’t fall off his bike…ewwwww
Keep the picture along with a song..
I Feel Pretty…Oh So Pretty…
I don’t know….between this and that horrible picture of that creepy ape, my eyes are getting kinda bloodshot with the need to repeatedly wash them out with soap.
Use only if you can add yellow to the whites of his eyes to make him look like one of the bad guys on Stargate SG-1