Warning on cars’ side view mirrors: “Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, and if you can even glimpse Fred Thompson, you’re already dead.”
No Comments
Can I view him if I wear dark sun glasses & have a long box with dark film and a piece of aluminum foil, and THEN look in the mirror – or would I already be dead then too?!
Then “Fred” opens his mouth to speak you realize he is just a slow talking rube playing a part in a TV show. By the time “Fred” tells you something, it’s already tomorrow. Loser.
Rudy; real life, real tough, not a movie actor, he can win (and he doesn’t talk slow).
Frank J., you should really go check out the comments at Wizbang’s caption contest this weekend. There’s one that mentions Fred Thompson…
I think you’ll like it. Wizbang Caption Contest
And for all of Rudy’s fine qualities (which I genuinely admire), the weasel is no friend of the second amendment and is willing to spend MY money to pay for abortions. No Thanks.
FRED!
Most of us older folks remember the trauma of the 80s movie “The Day After”… but most people don’t know that the original title (shown in the USSR) was “The Day After Fred Thompson”.
Can I view him if I wear dark sun glasses & have a long box with dark film and a piece of aluminum foil, and THEN look in the mirror – or would I already be dead then too?!
I think you need lead lined underwear too…
Then “Fred” opens his mouth to speak you realize he is just a slow talking rube playing a part in a TV show. By the time “Fred” tells you something, it’s already tomorrow. Loser.
Rudy; real life, real tough, not a movie actor, he can win (and he doesn’t talk slow).
Don’t say Rube!
And Fred gets my vote. He is the only real conservative running this election.
I don’t know, I’m convinced – Fred Thompson will be my next president…
Frank J., you should really go check out the comments at Wizbang’s caption contest this weekend. There’s one that mentions Fred Thompson…
I think you’ll like it.
Wizbang Caption Contest
And for all of Rudy’s fine qualities (which I genuinely admire), the weasel is no friend of the second amendment and is willing to spend MY money to pay for abortions. No Thanks.
FRED!
Fred Thompson’s car has no mirrors, because Fred Thompson has no blind spots. And if he did, nobody would dare enter them out of respect.
At least Fred Thompson, unlike Hillary Clinton, casts a reflection…
“Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, and if you see John Edwards, be glad you’re sitting down.”
Most of us older folks remember the trauma of the 80s movie “The Day After”… but most people don’t know that the original title (shown in the USSR) was “The Day After Fred Thompson”.