Community isn’t near as good as it used to be, but I’d still rather it get another season if I get a say. I still enjoy it and the characters, even if the series is no longer as genius as it was.

Any criminal smart enough to make a gun with a 3D printer could have much more easily gotten a real gun some other way.

In America, only the laziest and stupidest criminals have any trouble getting firearms. Been that way for a long time.

“Smart take!” -the Hulk wearing a mortarboard and stealing things

I’m confused; should I vote for Colbert or Bush?

I thought Delaware was just a bridge.

If your child never pretends to have a gun, there is something wrong with him and you should seek counseling for him.

Kids who aren’t pretending things are guns are probably fantasizing about making bombs.

Instead of losing weight, Chris Christie should have just turned it all into muscle like the Kingpin.

We’ll be homeschooling and have a zero tolerance policy on being a hippie.

Didn’t the voters in South Carolina know that her brother is supposed to be funny?

So now there will be an increase in representation of creepy guys in the House… not that I think we were lacking there.

“My brother is on Comedy Central!” wasn’t a great campaign slogan, but it’s still more substantive than “Yes we can!”

All this focus on Sanford is distracting from the fact that pretty much all of Congress are sociopaths who shouldn’t be trusted.

Good rule of thumb: Always vote for the weirdo creep who is for less government and taxes.

Republicans are more vulnerable to these attacks because they actually have values to violate.

Don’t be all judgey of South Carolina; their choice was between an unbelievable weirdo creep and Mark Sanford.