A new magazine called Al Qaeda Airlines hit the internet last month and includes how-to guides for those interested in conducting terrorist attacks.
Here’s a tip: after suiting up with your bomb vest, give the detonate button a test-push before leaving home.
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“Here’s a tip: after suiting up with your bomb vest, give the detonate button a test-push before leaving home.”
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