If we’re forced into a war with Iran, Ahmadinejad is going to be a lot harder to hunt down than Saddam. Saddam had to make a whole spider hole to hide in, but Ahmadinejad is tiny; he could hide in any drawer or shoe box in Iran. We’ll never find him.
Yes, but when we turn Iran into glass we won’t really need to go looking for the little guy. I see no problem here.
With his peppy, flamboyant personality, it adds a whole new meaning to the concept of a “suitcase nuke.”
just look for the tell-tale “members only” jacket.
You do our special forces folks a disservice. I think they’ll be able to find him just fine, especially if we target him as Reagan did Wacky Daffy. We may not kill him right away but he’ll be so scared it will be decades before he pokes his head out of his hole.
Especially if we can keep the policos in DC out of the way.
We’ll find him; just look for the guy with the zippiest koran of all.
Don’t forget that he could also hide in things like coffee cans or discarded ammo boxes. The Tiny Bastard!
Yes, T.Ferg, but heavy water or Tritium will make him temporarily look larger!
Just go around knocking “Shave and a haircut…” and when he jumps out and shouts* “TWO BITS!!!”…cap him.
* Cartoon characters and clowns just CAN’T resist it!
THAT was funny, FH!
I’m with T.Ferg. They keep saying they all want to be Martyrs, let’s respect their wishes.