Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Cars should stop and look both ways for Fred Thompson before driving through a crosswalk.

14 Comments

  1. Your panties are showing Sarc. Pedestrians just bounce right off my pickup so there is no need to watch for them. Besdies, I beleive in natural selection, and if a person is too stupid to keep an eye out for a two ton hurtling mass of steel, or not agile enough to avoid same, they need to be removed from the gene pool.
    As Frank pointed out, Fred! provides an exception to this rule just as he proves to ungoverned by most of the laws applicable to human existence.

  2. Besdies, I beleive in natural selection, and if a person is too stupid to keep an eye out for a two ton hurtling mass of steel, or not agile enough to avoid same, they need to be removed from the gene pool.
    I’m confused, are you talking about Fred! or a car?

  3. In the sixties Red Skelton did an hysterical bit about driving and pedestrians. It was one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen and it’s rated G.
    Trolls, Trolls provide laughs for your heart
    The more there are, the faster laughs start
    The faster laughs start, the better you’ll feel
    I wish we had more trolls, so we could laugh with zeal.

  4. Fred Thompson just called. He said that he’s pretty sure Sarcasm Man drives a Volvo and that only college professors, sorority girls and guys that wear Hush Puppies would every be caught dead in one so not to worry…

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