All the wisdom of Keith Olbermann condensed into one short video. Probably the most childish thing I’ve ever made (which is saying a lot), but try and watch it and not laugh. Also, I still think it’s accurate.
On the contrary, tom. That shoe fits you. Wear it every day. Olbermann is a self-serving, lying, axe-grinding cynic who ought to be clubbed over the head with his own verbiage. Right on Frank!
Ah, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. Another brain-dead dittohead weighs in. I suspect you would rather listen to Little Seanie Hannity or Rush Limpballs piss and moan and lie and spin than to have Olbermann tell it like it really is. The truth hurts, don’t it, pantload?
Oh, tom. You cut me to the quick! Inviting me to slash you to oblivion. Do you really want that?
I don’t think you can handle the truth, guy. The philosophical implications of your remarks are beyond this site. We simply don’t have time to elaborate – you know, like IDEAS aren’t very important to you, ARE THEY?
You can kiss my big IRISH BUTT. On the other hand, I guarantee you – if you knew – you’d be totally surprised at the real answer. ~Yours truly.
Well, then, skid off into anonymity. Your attempt at humor MISSES the FrankJ mark. Like so many today, you HAVE NO CLUE who you’re talking too or what you’re saying. Try reducing it to some first principles – like in those in our constitution. Present your objections clearly – and with humor. That way, the other readers here might pay attention.
Lemme try like tom….
But I can’t think of any good names to call, so I’ll just replace them with tags:
“[bad insult][bad analogy][/bad insult]
[bad insult][baseless accusation]
[stupid name calling][/bad insult]
[opinion][/opinion][bad insult][/bad insult]”
How did I do?
I don’t know, Frank. But there’s no accounting for human nature. Sad, but true. Camouflage = crap. Honesty = virtue. Tom is simply misguided. I wish him well.
Misguided? Not me.
GDumbya is misguided.
Darth Cheney is misguided.
I am just sadly along for the ride with you and the rest of the 28 percent dead-enders who apparently still support these neocon whackos. [Heh. GDumbya. He combined “dumb” and GDubya. And “Darth Cheney.” He took the first part of Darth Vader’s name and put in front of Cheney’s name. That’s really smart and funny and original and not at all tedious. -Ed.]
You want a total burn? Spell the president’s name with a dollar sign replacing the “s”. BU$H! HA HA!
Cause, like, money’s bad and he has a lot of, um… well, cause the war for oil and then Halliburton… Look, it’s just a total burn, okay!! I’m speaking TRUTH to power — through creative MISSPELLINGS!!!1
YOU BIG DUMB NEOCON STUPIDHEADS!!!11
[Huh? Where did these trolls come from and what’s motivating them? -Ed.]
Not sure where they’re coming from, but if they get your address and come to your house to harass you, might I suggest the following twelve step proceedure:
1. Headshot
2. Headshot
3. Headshot
4. Headshot
5. Headshot
6. Headshot
7. Headshot
8. Reload
9. Headshot
10. Headshot
11. Headshot
12. Headshot
I’m assuming a 1911A1 with a 7 round mag, you can adjust the order if you feel the need to use an 8 rounder. [We keep 8-rd Wilson Combat magazines in our .45s. -Ed.]
[Heh. GDumbya. He combined “dumb” and GDubya. And “Darth Cheney.” He took the first part of Darth Vader’s name and put in front of Cheney’s name. That’s really smart and funny and original and not at all tedious. -Ed.]
Good thing Rumsfeld’s not around, tom might make some original comment about him murdering people with his bare hands, which is something we at IMAO have never heard of before.
I very nearly peed my pants watching that. It is a terrible, childish character assassination, but also the funniest video I have seen in a long time! Bravo!
And thank you for making the entire post release into newsfeed. I was on the verge of giving up on IMAO in despair, but now I’m back!
You’ve all fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!
The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
But only slightly less well known is this:
“Never attempt a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”
Poor Little Tom – he didn’t stand a chance against you mean, mean men…..
And – honstly Frank — All the wisdom of Keith Olbermann…
— I’m surprised it was THAT long….
Yes, it was childish. It was also funny enough to laugh out loud. I thought it was better than the Mitt Ocean videos which are too confining for your style.
As for the YouTube ratings, who cares? That’s the general populace, not the IMAO customer base. Nordstroms makes a lot of money selling women’s shoes. The fact that they miss out on the 78% of the population that isn’t in the market for high quality, high-fashion shoes doesn’t take away from the fact they make a good living selling those shoes.
Keith:
Most of us have learned to simply accept the fact that Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. exists in the world, just as we’ve come to accept that there are terrorists among us, as well as people who scam grandmothers out of their savings. http://www.salon.com/news/sports/col/olbermann/2003/02/22/koufax/index_np.html [And we’ve learned to accept the existence of ginormous tools worshiped by even bigger tools. -Ed.]
U stoopid kneeocons. Olberman ROKS! He is so kewl. He hates booosh and luvs homeosexuals. When hitlery is prezidnt s/he will shut dwn faxnews and evryone will hav to wtch OLBERMANH!
You’re all a bunch of Nazi-ass, gun-totin’, backwater trailer park breeders!
Did I get it right? Oh, wait-
Neo-Con-artists! Racist blue eyed devils! Anti-Semitic Zionists! Americans!
And now I’m outta industrial strength Reynold’s Wrap.
For .45s, I prefer the H&K USP (at least, until I can buy the new H&K45)…the mags are 12-rounders (now legal thanks to the sunset of the AWB). You can do the 12-step program with one round still in the chamber after all is said and done…
Great video–sophomoric, to be sure, but so also is most leftist brain flatulence…
Matt Daimon!!
I died and went to heaven. See what I mean about the PEN ?! I’m gonna have to send money if this keeps up.
Uhh……….I dont get it
It sounds just like him on MSNBC(Most Sorry News Broadcasting Corp.)
That was terribly immature and childish.
I lol’d.
but…but… he’s so BRAVE!!!! what with all the truth to power speaking.
Here are the debate questions Olbermann wanted to ask:
link
You are really one dumb phuck, aren’t you, frankie?
On the contrary, tom. That shoe fits you. Wear it every day. Olbermann is a self-serving, lying, axe-grinding cynic who ought to be clubbed over the head with his own verbiage. Right on Frank!
Ah, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. Another brain-dead dittohead weighs in. I suspect you would rather listen to Little Seanie Hannity or Rush Limpballs piss and moan and lie and spin than to have Olbermann tell it like it really is. The truth hurts, don’t it, pantload?
Oh, tom. You cut me to the quick! Inviting me to slash you to oblivion. Do you really want that?
I don’t think you can handle the truth, guy. The philosophical implications of your remarks are beyond this site. We simply don’t have time to elaborate – you know, like IDEAS aren’t very important to you, ARE THEY?
You can kiss my big IRISH BUTT. On the other hand, I guarantee you – if you knew – you’d be totally surprised at the real answer. ~Yours truly.
The philosophical implications of my remarks are beyond your intellect. And, no, I am not surprised at that, skidmark.
Well, then, skid off into anonymity. Your attempt at humor MISSES the FrankJ mark. Like so many today, you HAVE NO CLUE who you’re talking too or what you’re saying. Try reducing it to some first principles – like in those in our constitution. Present your objections clearly – and with humor. That way, the other readers here might pay attention.
Olbermann has a fanboy? Who knew?
Lemme try like tom….
But I can’t think of any good names to call, so I’ll just replace them with tags:
“[bad insult][bad analogy][/bad insult]
[bad insult][baseless accusation]
[stupid name calling][/bad insult]
[opinion][/opinion][bad insult][/bad insult]”
How did I do?
Well, the fact that it edited out the whole thing kinda ruined my joke. But it was funny, I promise!
Indeed, funny, Rubeus.
Fleming, Frank
[address]
[phone number]
dontcha love the internets?
[Huh? Where did these trolls come from and what’s motivating them? -Ed.]
I don’t know, Frank. But there’s no accounting for human nature. Sad, but true. Camouflage = crap. Honesty = virtue. Tom is simply misguided. I wish him well.
Misguided? Not me.
GDumbya is misguided.
Darth Cheney is misguided.
I am just sadly along for the ride with you and the rest of the 28 percent dead-enders who apparently still support these neocon whackos.
[Heh. GDumbya. He combined “dumb” and GDubya. And “Darth Cheney.” He took the first part of Darth Vader’s name and put in front of Cheney’s name. That’s really smart and funny and original and not at all tedious. -Ed.]
You want a total burn? Spell the president’s name with a dollar sign replacing the “s”. BU$H! HA HA!
Cause, like, money’s bad and he has a lot of, um… well, cause the war for oil and then Halliburton… Look, it’s just a total burn, okay!! I’m speaking TRUTH to power — through creative MISSPELLINGS!!!1
YOU BIG DUMB NEOCON STUPIDHEADS!!!11
[Huh? Where did these trolls come from and what’s motivating them? -Ed.]
Not sure where they’re coming from, but if they get your address and come to your house to harass you, might I suggest the following twelve step proceedure:
1. Headshot
2. Headshot
3. Headshot
4. Headshot
5. Headshot
6. Headshot
7. Headshot
8. Reload
9. Headshot
10. Headshot
11. Headshot
12. Headshot
I’m assuming a 1911A1 with a 7 round mag, you can adjust the order if you feel the need to use an 8 rounder.
[We keep 8-rd Wilson Combat magazines in our .45s. -Ed.]
I laughed harder than should be legal at this.
Then I laughed again at Tom.
I’m partial to the 8 round Cobra Mags, myself.
Rick wins at this comment section. Best list ever. Oh, how I wish I could keep a gun around too~
Good thing Rumsfeld’s not around, tom might make some original comment about him murdering people with his bare hands, which is something we at IMAO have never heard of before.
Last guy I met named Tom had an IQ about the same as a rock………Pretty sure its the same guy!
Hey, don’t compare me to a douchebag like Tom!!!
I very nearly peed my pants watching that. It is a terrible, childish character assassination, but also the funniest video I have seen in a long time! Bravo!
And thank you for making the entire post release into newsfeed. I was on the verge of giving up on IMAO in despair, but now I’m back!
You’ve all fallen victim to one of the classic blunders!
The most famous is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”
But only slightly less well known is this:
“Never attempt a battle of wits with an unarmed person!”
Poor Little Tom – he didn’t stand a chance against you mean, mean men…..
And – honstly Frank —
All the wisdom of Keith Olbermann…
— I’m surprised it was THAT long….
And the day after. Frank, it looks like it only has a 1-1/2 star rating from viewers on YouBube. It must be over their heads or something.
I think it’s sweet how the media gives people with mental disabilities a chance to work and…Keith Olberman is mentally disabled right?
Yes, it was childish. It was also funny enough to laugh out loud. I thought it was better than the Mitt Ocean videos which are too confining for your style.
As for the YouTube ratings, who cares? That’s the general populace, not the IMAO customer base. Nordstroms makes a lot of money selling women’s shoes. The fact that they miss out on the 78% of the population that isn’t in the market for high quality, high-fashion shoes doesn’t take away from the fact they make a good living selling those shoes.
Wilson Combat mags – excellent choice.
Good video, too.
Tom? Tom? I believe we have lost Tom.
But, on a brighter note, Frank’s friend Ed. is back
You remember Ed.
Keith:
Most of us have learned to simply accept the fact that Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. exists in the world, just as we’ve come to accept that there are terrorists among us, as well as people who scam grandmothers out of their savings.
http://www.salon.com/news/sports/col/olbermann/2003/02/22/koufax/index_np.html
[And we’ve learned to accept the existence of ginormous tools worshiped by even bigger tools. -Ed.]
Frank, you just made my day! Great Thanks!
-watches it again-
He really should have stayed at Sports Center
U stoopid kneeocons. Olberman ROKS! He is so kewl. He hates booosh and luvs homeosexuals. When hitlery is prezidnt s/he will shut dwn faxnews and evryone will hav to wtch OLBERMANH!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Stop it! My sides hurt!
You’re all a bunch of Nazi-ass, gun-totin’, backwater trailer park breeders!
Did I get it right? Oh, wait-
Neo-Con-artists! Racist blue eyed devils! Anti-Semitic Zionists! Americans!
And now I’m outta industrial strength Reynold’s Wrap.
Alan,
Don’t forget joooooooo-loving!!
For .45s, I prefer the H&K USP (at least, until I can buy the new H&K45)…the mags are 12-rounders (now legal thanks to the sunset of the AWB). You can do the 12-step program with one round still in the chamber after all is said and done…
Great video–sophomoric, to be sure, but so also is most leftist brain flatulence…