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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Dick.
What’s the story behind your name? I was involved in a rather nasty argument a few years back with a crazed, tree-hugging, liberal broad. In the midst of the furor, she stopped what she was doing, then began to scream out that I was nothing but a big dick.
I thanked her for the beautiful idea, smiled pleasantly, and walked away.
Where do you live? Dallas, Texas, where I was born and raised. Sorry, no habla. Should I?
How old are you? Somewhere around seven in dog years. What about yourself?
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m one of the growing number of people who’ve met the love of their life through blogging and I couldn’t imagine a life without her.
I freely admit that I was a Liberal when I was young. Fortunately, by the age of six, I learned to read and write, resulting in my political leanings changing dramatically.
I spent six years in the US Army Infantry, leaving as a Buck Sergeant. Most of my time in the service was spent far down South or in Europe. My drink of choice is Cuervo Black tequila straight, three fingers at a time. I was spit at, and called a baby killer back when it was fashionable.
My first novel is going to press as I type.
What is it about terrorists that makes us love to kill them? What’s not to love? Every time a terrorist is toasted by one of our guys, Rosy gains another pound. Other than that, it has to be the crunchy sound they make when they go.
How long have you been reading IMAO? A couple or three years now, but that all depends on how much I’ve had to drink.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? Me? I enjoy your quick quotes. The Fred Thompson and John Edwards facts are usually priceless. Notice I said usually. Sometimes you drop a turd, but I pretty much let those slide.
[Hey; no one bats a thousand. -Ed.]
What’s you favorite political issue? Anytime Charles Rangel screws up and opens his pie hole. That gravy sucking bottom dweller cracks me up with the ludicrous crap he spews.
Also, I’m one of the few who wouldn’t mind a civil war, but only if we could get the geographical boundaries sorted out.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. http://bigdicksplace.blogspot.com/
It’s small in comparison to this joint with only 800-1000 readers a day, but I have fun with it. My Fattie Fridays are not for the weak of heart.
How do you cheer yourself up on a rainy day? It’s the middle of August. I’m in Texas. We’re begging for rain.
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
I’m still waiting
Don’t mess with Texas. But perhaps expand it to include NM and OK?
How about: All the idiot libs in one country and the people that actually know some stuff in another?
That’s true, not even Fred Thompson bats a thousand.
-He bats ten thousand.
” It’s the middle of August. I’m in Texas. We’re begging for rain.
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Try being in Missouri! 107 on the ol’ thermometer yesterday. I’d do anything to be in Texas right now…even challenge Fred Thompson to a thumb war.
I see that “Ed” has infiltrated more than the comments section. He has now hacked his way into your posts. Someone has to stop him. Let loose the monkeys.
Just whatever you do, don’t click on the “amputees” link……………hurrrrrrrrf.
I freely admit that I was a Liberal when I was young. Fortunately, by the age of six, I learned to read and write, resulting in my political leanings changing dramatically.
Priceless.
Also, Frank, wondering how many more there are. (I used to post as TR)
1) Love you Dick!!! TEXAS, YEAH!!!
2) If you want the rain, then the residents of Houston would give you a thousand blessings if you took away our current deluge.
3) I agree with Jimmy. If there’s a civil war, fine, but they’d leave Texas boundaries alone; otherwise we’ll have to go Texas Ranger on their asses.
I checked out Dick’s post. Dick…can you trick ME into clicking on some porn?
It just pains me in so many ways to admit I checked out Big Dick.
Well you got your wish. It rained! I love living in DFW haha.
Well, “Fattie Fridays” panned out about as I suspected… you sick f**k. But I liked the jokes, too (the elephant one was great!).
Thanks for giving me another link to enhance my sociopathic tendencies; it’s just what everyone else around me needed.
“Anytime Charles Rangel screws up and opens his pie hole. That gravy sucking bottom dweller cracks me up with the ludicrous crap he spews.”
I still don’t know how he ever got elected.
then began to scream out that I was nothing but a big dick.
That’s why I always wished my parents had named me “Richard”.
I could introduce myself saying, “Richard, but my friends call me Dick…. and so do my enemies.”
But alas, they decided on Veeshir. Better luck next life.
“Just whatever you do, don’t click on the “amputees” link……………hurrrrrrrrf.”
As an amputee, I take umbrage at that statement and have hired an ACLU lawyer. Of course that is just so I can trick him into the basement and torture him. But, be afraid. Very afraid!
Additionally, if we decide on Borders after the Civil War, we ask that Arizona be included in the United Conservative Real States of the Real America.
We may need to work on what to call the new nation just a bit.
What is it that draws all of us Texans to IMAO? Could it be our historical hatred of monkeys, or is it perhaps our long open season on hobos?
I’m up for the next Civil War. I’d suggest establishing territorial boundaries to include Texas (center of the New Republic of course), NM, AR, WY, KS, OK(it’s ok, we’ll dip ’em for ticks), AR. But, I’m open to debate.
I believe that the geographic configuration of the New Republic would be a good topic Frank, as well as discussion drafting what should be a very simple and straightforward Constitution.