Sorry to be away so long, but if you’re wondering what happened to me you can always turn to SarahK’s blog for what’s going on in the life of the J’s. Hopefully we’ll be to the new IMAO headquarters soon and I’ll be back to regular blogging (I have a few post ideas in mind, including a long overdue In My World™). If you don’t hear from me in a few days, though, send out a search party for the mountains between Nebraska and Idaho. If I’m not found, I hope you all die. That way I don’t have to worry I’m disappointing you by not blogging for you anymore (since you’ll all be dead).
So, what do you think has been the most significant thing that’s happened in politics since I’ve been on hiatus? I hope no candidate got attacked by monkeys while I was gone because it would really suck to not be able to comment on that.
Actually, I take that back. I hope Hillary was attacked by monkeys.
You have been gone for awhile! There has never been or never will be a monkey (including King Kong) with big enough stones to attack Hillary! Just the thought of it causes a monkey to drop dead on the spot from heart failure…
You haven’t missed much, Frank. Mitt Romney went in for his 30,000 mile check up and got his hair lubed and his operating system upgraded, but other than that it’s been pretty quiet.
Dick Cheney will never forgive you for not moving to Wyoming.
USSJimmyCarter
Is that some sort of dare?
I hope Hillary was attacked by monkeys.
I thought Hillary WAS a monkey? The flying, poo-flinging, screeching, howler kind?
LOL #2