Bullfighting doesn’t work with Fred Thompson as a matador because, instead of charging, the bull flees in terror. The audience, too.
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I think it’s more due to the fact the bull doesn’t realize there’s anyone in the ring. That or Fred’s folksy delivery has the bull ready to share a bowl of Cracklin’ Oat Bran…
Fred lept onto the back of the bull and charged through the stands, scattering the spectators. “Ole this fer’ners! Speak English dammit!”
Then he broke the bull’s neck with his knees and started digging a BBQ pit.
Yes, I thought Fred handled Russert quite well & gave a clinic on how to answer tough questions. Federalilsm – good concept; some things should be up to the federal government, most things should be state or below. Think about it. Roe v. Wade is bad law, should be overturned as the question of abortion should not have become a federal issue. Anti-Abortion amendment will not pass, so if you REALLY want to save babies get rid of Roe v. Wade & put in constitutionalist judges who interpret law – not make it.
Saw Jeri and Fred yesterday. They had a breakfast meeting in SC, gave two radio interviews on the aircraft, then Fred went to one fundraiser, Jeri to another, then both went to a meeting with supporters. After a shower, they showed up at the CMA show. Gosh, what a couple of goof-off, low energy folks….eh, bunker boy. BTW, did anyone see how Ron UFO Paul uses phony Fred sites to funnel money into his campaign? No wonder the fund raising is going so well!
yay! run away bull…because the bs stops here! Senator Thompson…is awesome!
All the bulls, dems and stupid people…wait did I just repeat myself???…should runaway!
I think it’s more due to the fact the bull doesn’t realize there’s anyone in the ring. That or Fred’s folksy delivery has the bull ready to share a bowl of Cracklin’ Oat Bran…
Bulls don’t see red.
No, instead
they see Fred.
And then they are dead.
Then tired old Fred
Lays down in his bed
Too tuckered to play
“Ellie Mae & Jed”
Fred lept onto the back of the bull and charged through the stands, scattering the spectators. “Ole this fer’ners! Speak English dammit!”
Then he broke the bull’s neck with his knees and started digging a BBQ pit.
Yeah, meanwhile the real Fred was on “Meet The Press” last Sunday. Did any of you catch it? You probably should have. Read all about it:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11082007/postopinion/opedcolumnists/thompson_self_aborts_881910.htm
Yes, I thought Fred handled Russert quite well & gave a clinic on how to answer tough questions. Federalilsm – good concept; some things should be up to the federal government, most things should be state or below. Think about it. Roe v. Wade is bad law, should be overturned as the question of abortion should not have become a federal issue. Anti-Abortion amendment will not pass, so if you REALLY want to save babies get rid of Roe v. Wade & put in constitutionalist judges who interpret law – not make it.
Saw Jeri and Fred yesterday. They had a breakfast meeting in SC, gave two radio interviews on the aircraft, then Fred went to one fundraiser, Jeri to another, then both went to a meeting with supporters. After a shower, they showed up at the CMA show. Gosh, what a couple of goof-off, low energy folks….eh, bunker boy. BTW, did anyone see how Ron UFO Paul uses phony Fred sites to funnel money into his campaign? No wonder the fund raising is going so well!
yay! run away bull…because the bs stops here! Senator Thompson…is awesome!
All the bulls, dems and stupid people…wait did I just repeat myself???…should runaway!
The poem’s brilliant, nonetheless…