John Edwards hates it when women try to cut in while he’s dancing with his buddies.
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That’s nothing compared to that time during a department store 20-percent-off sale when John Edwards stood back to get a good look at a teal pantsuit and some poor woman tried to put it in her cart. He wasn’t the same for days, and the woman is still in therapy.
I always figured he went out with the girls as a no pressure night so they could sip cosmos, dish about Brit and K Feds, then stand in a circle around their purses and dance it all away.
He’s your private dancer
A dancer for money
He’ll do what you want him to do
He’s your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do
– Tina Turner
John Edwards hates it when women try to cut in while he’s dancing with his buddies.
That’s nothing compared to that time during a department store 20-percent-off sale when John Edwards stood back to get a good look at a teal pantsuit and some poor woman tried to put it in her cart. He wasn’t the same for days, and the woman is still in therapy.
I don’t think it bothers him that much. He never leads, anyway, and kind of likes to be passed around.
I always figured he went out with the girls as a no pressure night so they could sip cosmos, dish about Brit and K Feds, then stand in a circle around their purses and dance it all away.
He’s your private dancer
A dancer for money
He’ll do what you want him to do
He’s your private dancer
A dancer for money
Any old music will do
– Tina Turner