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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s ZK.
What’s the story behind your name? It’s actually an abbreviation of my old internet handle, Zerokun, back from when I was a huge fan of Megaman X. Since then, my taste in games and whatnot has expanded, but I’ll always remember this old handle fondly.
Where do you live? West Milford, NJ. A right-wing sanctuary in the left-wing corruption capital of the country.
How old are you? Old enough to vote and drink, but still not old enough to know better(read: 31.)
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m just a simple man trying to make his way through the universe.
How long have you been reading IMAO? For a few years now. I actually discovered this blog from the Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiller. When I’d read your impassioned plea to nuke the moon, I knew I’d stumbled upon something worth following.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? If you’re talking about specific posts, it’s when everyone’s favorite globular mass of socialist agitprop gets a fine how-do-you-do from Mr. S.M.I.T.E. But if you’re talking about categories, I’m a particular fan of Fred Facts, In My World, Hate-Filled Lefty, LOLterizt, Adventures of Aquaman, and Know Thy Enemy.
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? We Hate Monkeys.
What’s your favorite political issue? The war, tax reform, the whole oil thing, immigration reform, the first two Amendments in the Bill of Rights (I don’t actually own a gun myself, but definitely wouldn’t mind owning one someday,) and any time liberals get figuratively punched in their dumb monkey faces. And literally.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I have a LiveJournal. (http://zk273.livejournal.com) Does that count?
[No. -Ed.]
Do you have a hanker for a hunk o’ cheese? Stinkin’ hunka muenster, yeah yeah yeah!
If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated thus far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.
West Milford, NJ. A right-wing sanctuary in the left-wing corruption capital of the country.
Sweet dude, I live in Newfoundland. Never expected to see my hometown up on IMAO! Wassup with the new D mayorette? I fear our righty cred just took a hit!
Didn’t you used to post comments here as zerokun?
Bob – I can safely say that I had no hand in electing her. So no one can come crying to me should our town goes down the toilet.
Spacemonkey – As a matter of fact, yes, I did!
I loved the Muensters! Better than those libtard Addams….well, except Lily wasn’t as hot as Morticia….
Jeez, I gotta get laid……
Welcome aboard.
Wollf
ZK – a gun is needed. I would suggest something with an exposed hammer (meaning single/double action, not a glock – you’ll be able to pull the hammer back with your thumb – talk to the guys at the gun store or firing range). It’s very intimidating and gives you the opportunity to say, “Go ahead click, make my day” before you send the twerp a lead parcel.
I again wish to thank Frank J. for giving me the opportunity to make a complete fool of myself in front of all my fellow masterless samurai.
So… how ’bout that new Chowder cartoon?