OK, now things are just getting silly. The EPA is targeting me now. What has happened to my freedom to pollute my land as I see fit? Might one of these be the cause:
- Apparently I’m not allowed to compost those half dozen hobos that used to be shackled in my crawlspace.
- My hellions keep running the AC with the windows open.
- The by-products of my genetic experiments have to be properly disposed of as biohazardous wastes. Apparently consumption at a neighborhood BBQ isn’t good enough.
- They are concerned that I fertilize my garden with my expired prescriptions.
- My controlled refuse burning sometimes includes my neighbors’ cats.
- My hepatitis C mutated, anthropomorphized and was reportedly seen stalking the local children.
- My controlled refuse burning sometimes includes my expired ‘prescriptions.’ (It makes for a really interesting smore party).
- My hepatitis was later seen meeting a yeast infection at a seedy motel with a crate of petri dishes. Offspring are feared.
- They frown upon my practice of weaving my own cloth from discarded asbestos.
- They don’t approve of the lead bodypaint we use to protect ourselves from Obama’s mind control transmissions.
- They just need someone to crucify like when the Romans come to town.
A) save up those old prescriptions for carpenter
B)change to sweet baby ray’s BBQ sauce
your on your own with the hep c
“EPA”?
Dunno what you publik skoolers dun learnt, but to private prep schoolers “EPA” was something a little brown cholo mouse used to repeatedly exclaim, in Warner Brothers cartoons on a Saturday morning, right before accelerating and causing south-of-the-border mayhem.
And another thing:
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2) Praise for yet another Trig-free post!
If you use the hobos instead of the prescriptions to fertilize the garden it would get the EPA off of your back for 2 of these problems.
Lactose, this is an environmental disaster! Off to the EPA-run, green reeducation camp with you!
@5 I’m sorry. I think you are right. I just had to chase a crying Indian Chief off my lawn.
Environmentally Protected Bacon to Bunkerhillbilly!
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