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Some people appear to getting their panties in a wad over the pope laying hands on some guy and praying. They’re saying he performed an exorcism on the guy right there in line at St. Peter’s Square.
Here’s the video:
[Source: YouTube]
Now, it looks to me like he did exactly what I said in the opening sentence: he laid hands on a fellow and offered a prayer. Heck, I’ve seen Baptists do that, so I’m certainly not surprised when the Bishop of Rome does it.
But, some folks are going all gaga over it, calling it an exorcism. And, heck, maybe it was.
If it was, and Pope Francis can do that (and I’m not doubting it), I wonder if maybe he’ll do it again sometime.
I suggest his next visit to Washington, DC, would be a great time. So, in case the head of the Roman Catholic Church is reading this, here’s what to do:
- From Reagan National, have the driver take the George Washington Parkway to I-395 North.
- Take the US-1 exit, merging onto US-1/14th Street.
- Left on Madison.
- Right on 15th NW.
- Left onto E Street/Pennsylvania Avenue (you’ll need to show ID, it’s restricted).
- Take the first right.
- Ask for Barack.
I wish you much success!
Perhaps, he momentarily witnessed the Numen.
But if he did it to Barack Hussein Obama, there would be nothing left.
But then we’d have President Biden…
Whut? Catlics never seen a Vulcan Mind Meld before?
Pope Francis: Apage, Satanas, retro Obama, malum spiritum Mohammad et Islami, vade retro Obama, Satana!
Obama: Hey, dude, back off, don’t be bringing that splashy bucket and silver blackjack near me!
Pope Francis: Vis Cristus movere tua!
Obama: Dude, don’t be splashing that stuff on me! Hey, Secret Service guys, get this little white dude offa me!
Pope Francis: Vis Cristus movere tua!
Obama: [in devil voice] Your Mama eats double cheese burgers on Fridays and delivers mail on Sundays!
Pope Francis: Vis Cristus movere tua!
Obama: [in devil voice] Your daddy went into business with a Seventh Day Adventist!
Pope Francis: Vis Cristus movere tua!
Obama: [in devil voice] Thanks for the facial, Francis! Mwahahahaha!!
Pope Francis: in nominie Patris, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti
Obama: [in devil voice] Aaaaaauuuuuuughhh, noooooooooooooo!!!! You want this schvartzer you can have him!
Pope Francis: Deo gratias!
Obama: [in Urkel voice] Whoopsie daisies, did I make a mess? Did I do thaaaaat?
Vomiting, head turning completely around, cursing teenage girl and peeing on the rug. Happens every day in the Obama’s bedroom, at least when when Basil shows up.
What?!??
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Maybe the Pope (who seems to be an upstanding man) can exorcise the entire city of DC. Maybe the military could lend him a helicopter?
Besides the Vatican has an exorcist already. This Pope does not seem to be the kind of guy who would take another man’s job.
Obama Is The Swine That Demons Flee To Bacon to Seanmahair!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
That was just a lame Exorcist (The movie) joke Basil.