Did SarahK actually ever say she was pregnant or did she put on weight and you just assumed? She may be sitting these thinking “Gee, he’s taking out the garbage and running out to get me ice cream. I just won’t say anything.”
Take Sarah and Buttercup for a nice long walk (but not too long). When you go to get ice cream take the girls and ride over every railroad track you can find. There is something else but it’s kind of private and no body else needs to know about it.
Make sure you tell this story to every girl he brings home 13+ years from now. That’ll teach him to be tardy.
Oh well, you’ll have plenty of time to rest after the baby comes.
Did SarahK actually ever say she was pregnant or did she put on weight and you just assumed? She may be sitting these thinking “Gee, he’s taking out the garbage and running out to get me ice cream. I just won’t say anything.”
Try the Heimlich Maneuver!
Take Sarah and Buttercup for a nice long walk (but not too long). When you go to get ice cream take the girls and ride over every railroad track you can find. There is something else but it’s kind of private and no body else needs to know about it.
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