In yet another aggressive move, a Russian MiG-31 jet flew within 50 feet of an American spy plane.
Putin better be careful, or Obama might actually USE his pen and phone.
In yet another aggressive move, a Russian MiG-31 jet flew within 50 feet of an American spy plane.
Putin better be careful, or Obama might actually USE his pen and phone.
It’s obvious that man-made climate change is responsible for these aggressive acts by Russia. We need to do something quickly, like institute massive government controls on the people and funnel huge amounts of tax dollars to a few well-placed cronys to fix this.
Then there is the ultimate, terror-inducing, supra-nuclear threat that surely would make any modern politico scream with fear – the Strongly Worded Memo from the United Nations!
The Air Force is obviously not separating out their trash properly for recycling, Thank the Russians for helping point out this grievous error. We will get on that problem stat!
Obviously you rubes don’t understand International relations and stuff. Any memo from the UN must be in bold and double spaced for the extra super scary factor that will make Vlad poop his pants and stop the funny beeznus!
Obama’s only job for the rest if his term is to “be cool” so nobody realizes how totally baked he is….or someday Will Ferrel will make a drug comedy about his last year in office.
Maybe…if Putin sent a MiG to buzz the White house Obama would do something…maybe.
He wouldn’t care about the White House. Now if they buzzed his golf game, then he’d do something, probably cry.