Harry Reid was once beaten up by Fred Thompson’s shadow.
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YUP. It’s true. And dingy Harry crapped all over his super-secret sacred Mormon underwear.
THEN he had to fly all the way out to Salt Lake City to buy a new set and have his shorts specially blessed by the drooling Church Elders.
Really embarrassing. It’s a hell of thing to have to explain to your wives.
Well, AR, obviously Harry Reid is lucky (I mean, look at him — and he wasn’t drowned at birth). He’s not dead because it was cloudy the night Fred’s shadow beat him up.
Reid would have an aneurysm if a good idea passed through his head.
Posted by: ChrisA on August 11, 2007 11:49 AM
Harry Reid having a good idea would be like an egg unscrambling, its completely implausible.
Hey, I live in Nevada, and “Sierra Harry” is my senator, so back off. Oh wait. I can’t stand him, and he’s an embassesment to the state of Nevada, so carry on.
Oh please, Reid was beaten up by Toto’s shadow. (I’ll get you and your little dog too- I knew Pelosi looked familiar to me)
Wait do vampires have shadows and can they really be beaten up?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Dear Jimmy,
Not all Mormons are nice people. With about 12 million members there have to a few loons. The vast majority of us are good people however. We go to church, regularly. Pay our taxes. Are kind to children and puppies.
To most Mormons Harry Reid is to us what Ted Kennedy is to Catholics and Fred Phelps is to both Baptists and Kansans…. a huge embarrassment.
I try not to post on my blog anymore about “Crazy Harry” It’s counterproductive and always leaves a bad taste in my mouth and the computer smells for about a day (a bad fish type smell-our late kitty used to love it.)
Don’t judge us all by this maroon. We’re sane people, really. Some of us even get the joke.
Hey Sean! I think you’ve got the wrong ‘Jimmy.’ I’m Jimmy, he’s ‘ussjimmycarter.’ We might be the same Jimmy, but I doubt it. Although, sometimes, we sound alike. He’s more blunt – and with all the firepower on his ship – could sink us all. Probably. On the other hand, his Captain’s bulb isn’t too bright (Carter).
YUP. It’s true. And dingy Harry crapped all over his super-secret sacred Mormon underwear.
THEN he had to fly all the way out to Salt Lake City to buy a new set and have his shorts specially blessed by the drooling Church Elders.
Really embarrassing. It’s a hell of thing to have to explain to your wives.
I’m calling BS on this one. Wouldn’t Harry Reid be dead then? It must have been his shadows shadow.
Well, AR, obviously Harry Reid is lucky (I mean, look at him — and he wasn’t drowned at birth). He’s not dead because it was cloudy the night Fred’s shadow beat him up.
Is that why Harry Reid is such a shadow of a man? (God it’s early here – 6:19 a.m. – what the hell am I doing up?)
Reid would have an aneurysm if a good idea passed through his head.
Reid would have an aneurysm if a good idea passed through his head.
Posted by: ChrisA on August 11, 2007 11:49 AM
Harry Reid having a good idea would be like an egg unscrambling, its completely implausible.
Hey, I live in Nevada, and “Sierra Harry” is my senator, so back off. Oh wait. I can’t stand him, and he’s an embassesment to the state of Nevada, so carry on.
One time Reid wanted to play with himself, but was afraid he’d lose…
Oh please, Reid was beaten up by Toto’s shadow. (I’ll get you and your little dog too- I knew Pelosi looked familiar to me)
Wait do vampires have shadows and can they really be beaten up?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Harry Reid is a Mormon? I thought all Mormons were nice people? Harry Reid is a prick! What gives?
Dear Jimmy,
Not all Mormons are nice people. With about 12 million members there have to a few loons. The vast majority of us are good people however. We go to church, regularly. Pay our taxes. Are kind to children and puppies.
To most Mormons Harry Reid is to us what Ted Kennedy is to Catholics and Fred Phelps is to both Baptists and Kansans…. a huge embarrassment.
I try not to post on my blog anymore about “Crazy Harry” It’s counterproductive and always leaves a bad taste in my mouth and the computer smells for about a day (a bad fish type smell-our late kitty used to love it.)
Don’t judge us all by this maroon. We’re sane people, really. Some of us even get the joke.
Hey Sean! I think you’ve got the wrong ‘Jimmy.’ I’m Jimmy, he’s ‘ussjimmycarter.’ We might be the same Jimmy, but I doubt it. Although, sometimes, we sound alike. He’s more blunt – and with all the firepower on his ship – could sink us all. Probably. On the other hand, his Captain’s bulb isn’t too bright (Carter).