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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Andrew.
What’s the story behind your name? One day I was walking along and was blinded by a brilliant flash of light. As I stumbled around in a blind stupor I heard a booming voice declaring, “I am Fred Thompson. From this day forward you will work toward advancing my political goals under the name Andrew. No go forth and punch liberals in their dumb monkey faces.” Oh, and that’s also the name on my birth certificate.
Where do you live? Scottsbluff, Nebraska
How old are you? 18
Tell us briefly about yourself. I am a freshman at the University of Nebraska majoring in broadcasting and political science with plans to become a sportscaster. I’m also very proud to say that I have a number of family members who have served in the military, including a cousin who will begin his second tour in Iraq beginning sometime around November.
What do you think made John Edwards such a little sissy? My theory is that when he was young he was taunted constantly for having a name very similar to that of known scam artist Jonathan Edward and was regularly beaten up for his lunch money by Rosie O’Donnell
How long have you been reading IMAO? About three or four years. I first became interested in the sight when I saw the Fun Facts About The French t-shirt on Thoseshirts.com and loved it.
What’s your favorite IMAO post?
There are so many, but I’ll have to say Know Thy Enemy, Fred Thompson Facts, and IMAO Condensed are my favorites.
What’s you favorite political issue? I’m not sure I really have a favorite, but the one I talk about the most is winning in Iraq, which in a sane world wouldn’t be political at all it would be common sense. Other than that, I’m a big fan of anything that leaves liberals in a sputtering rage.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. www.andrewexmachina.blogspot.com Basically I post about whatever is going on in my life that I feel the need to write about or that annoys me. I try to post regularly every Friday and whenever I have something to talk about during the week. As much as I wish I could take credit for the clever Latin title that makes me sound smart, I must confess I ripped it off from the Dennis ex Machina segments that Dennis Miller sometimes does on his radio show.
You are being attacked by zombies. Which weapon do you choose: shotgun or flamethrower? A shotgun that uses flaming shells. That way I can have the best of both worlds when killing zombies. However the most effective way is still to tell Fred Thompson the zombies want to raise his taxes.
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
That sure is a different profile from the one G Fresh had yesterday.
Tech issue:
Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s G Fresh.
You’ll want to edit that. Same as under the RoninProfiles picture.
I very much like the story behind your name, Andrew.
I had no clue that Fred Thompson throws cats on their heads! Now that I do, I’m NOT voting for him until he sees the light and stops this evil practice.
I missed it but that must have been some kind of RightWingDuck “chananigan,” Andrew. Or perhaps one of “Frank’s errors?” Good luck in your studies and enjoy it. Once it’s over, the cold, cruel world out here will try to tear you a new Scottsbluff.
So, Andrew, besides being disgustingly young, wise beyond your years, a Christian, and a talented writer (I do check out the blogs), who do you think you are also being funny?
Hey, I know where Scottsbluff is! I have driven through there on more than one occasion. The big question is, do YOU know where Hastings, NE is? Oh and tell your cousin ‘Hoo-ah’ for me.
Not only do I know where Hastings is, one of my closest friends is attending Hastings College.
Maybe I’m old-fashion but…always use a shotty against the undead, ALWAYS!
Eventually we’ll get to everyone.
You’ll never get me, copper!
rofl @ that answer to the first question. Fred’s got connectionz. XD
“…majoring in broadcasting and political science with plans to become a sportscaster…”
Cool! You’re going to be the Anti-Olberman!
I dare you to interview me. You will beg me to stop answering your questions.
Much like the reporters at any Joe Biden press conference. Or, I guess, any Dennis Kucinich press conference, for that matter. But for different reasons alltogether. (is that really a word?)
Doesn’t matter. Bring it… blog boy
I want on the list. I want to get interviewed so I can tell everyone why I love Ron Paul so darned much.
Hiya Andrew!!
I have children older than you — that’s disgusting…but you are a fine example of what happens when you’re not under the tutelage of someone like Ward Churchill…..
Enjoy your fame, though it be fleeting!! =0)
Speaking of military service, the Defense Information School has a very fine broadcast program. Armed Forces Radio and Television is a great way to cut your teeth while repaying student loans … just saying.
I’m thinking about pursuing my masters in journalism through the University of Nebraska Lincoln. They have a really cool online program.
Fine job Andrew.
Most men your age could never grasp that Fred! is a superior armament; shotguns and flamethrowers are anemic by comparison.
BTW, are you a Callhan man, or do you agree that his worthless ass should be ridden out of Lincoln on a rail?
And verily, the lord didst say “This is my BOOM stick.” and the damn dirty primitives knew fear.
–From the Book of Ash
Also, me want.
Yo – will you put me on the Ronin list?
“Yo – will you put me on the Ronin list?”
Yea, me too. I forgot if I asked earlier.
I gotta post this question here so that if you say “yes”, I have witnesses.
So Andrew, if I click on your ad link a whole bunch and you become rich…will you buy me a pony?
Yes–unfortunately it will be in the form of a keychain.