On this 6th anniversary of 9/11, a thought for terrorists:
We’re not terrorized.
We’re laughing at you.
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From Tom in Knoxvegas:
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We can live with those idiots – as long as they’re the ones dying.
Do you wonder how many little rocks could be made out of that big rock in Mecca? Say if 5-6 Tomahawks hit it.
I do.
Wouldn’t do any good. They’d just rebuild it.
By the way, according to several websites:
“The holiest city for the Muslims is Makkah-tul-Mukarramah. It is not “Mecca”. Saudi Arabia had officially changed the spelling of the name of this city to “Makkah” a few years ago after realizing the derogatory usage of the word by the Western media and Western authors.”
Looks like we should start saying “Makkah.” I wonder how long it will be before they think the Western world is using THAT name derogatorily?
You mean something like:
“A small yield nuke there would Makkah real mess?”
… Thank you, try the veal. I’ll be here until Saturday …
I’ve always liked the Tomahawk idea. Jimmy has a point – apparently the Kaabah has been rebuilt a couple times over the ages. But it’s there to house – of all things – the Holy Meteorite of Islam, the Black Stone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Stone . And I’m pretty sure turning it into The Holy Grains of Black Sand Scattered for Miles would diminish the fetish value of that place. I say go for it.
I’d love to carve the Rock From Heaven into individual bricks- 2974 bricks, to be sure- and build a big smoker for kosher meats.
Didn’t mention it that day, but thanks for posting this. It was greatly needed.