Ladies and Gentlemen, there’s nothing more embarrassing than having a presidential candidate confuse a Democrat with a world class terrorist. Such a mistake was made by presidential candidate Mitt Romney. I don’t know how this happens. On the one hand, you have somebody who has pledged that all American troops will withdraw one day from Iraq in shameful, humiliating defeat: on the other hand, you have Osama Bin Laden.
Osama. Obama. The names are so much alike. But are the men alike? It’s time to make sure we truly understand the differences between these two characters once and for all. That’s why IMAO is launching a new series called
Osama Versus Obama: Never Shall They Be Confused Again.
Today’s lesson. American Patriotism.
You decide. Which one is it?
Look at all the clues and post in comments.
I’m guessing Obama is the one listening to our National Anthem. I say this because from his expression and the position of his hands, he looks like he’s thinking “Why don’t all y’all motherf—ers proudly hail this!”
Osama’s probably listening to the Dixie Chicks…
I think it’s Obama. You can see that the national anthem has frightened him so much that he has soiled himself.
Osama doesn’t hate America, he is evil, he is just trying to secure power. Obama, on the other hand, hates America.
I’d say the douche is listenening to the Star Spangled Banner. The shit sandwich looks like something propped up at Bernie’s.
Maybe Obama dropped his heart the way some people drop a testicle so his hand is in the right place.
Some people love with all their heart.
Some guys think with their wiener.
Obama’s just trying to be all inclusive and love with his wiener.
It’s a trick question. They both are, and they both love America about the same.
Ron Rockstar: “douche”? “shit sandwich”? Could you be more specific as to which is which? 😉
I thinkit is Osama listening to the anthem. Look at how his head is tilted, straining to hear the faint music making its way through the cave walls.
Obama is practicing his “I am better than you” stance in case he gets the nomination.
Either way though, Obama scares me more than Osama. At least Osama will come right out and admit that he hates America.
Clearly it’s Barry-O listening to the anthem. You can tell by his typical Democrat respect for America, as his big-ass lips ain’t moving & his right hand is where his true loyalty lies.
As for Osama, he looks like he’s practicing doing the ‘Time Warp’, so he must be rockin’ out to the soundtrack from the RHPS.
Has anyone actually ever seen Osama and Obama at the same time? I thought not.
The answer to the question is: The anti-American on the right is listening to our Anthem. The anti-American on the left is trying to imagine how it would feel if he won the election and could get fat interns to attach themselves to a part of his body.
Neither. Osama on the left is protecting his nut sack from fellow Democrats, and Obama on the right just bought some new clothes from Wall Mart and is sad.
I think Obama’s presence in the best clue that the anthem is not being played, and hes trying too hard to act comfortable standing next to the flag.
I think it has to be Obama, he’s doing what all liberals do when faced with the flag and patriotism, turning his back on the flag and keeping his hands down so as not to defend himself or his country.
Either that or he really had to pee and is trying not to do the little kid pee dance standing in front of everyone.
Obviously Osama is listening to the anthem. Obama has much too pleasant of an expression, whereas Osama has a pained look on his face.
Obama is clearly listening to the National Anthem. He would usually have his hand over his heart, but John Edwards had been bent over to shake hands and that gave Obama the preverbial “classroom stiffy” and he did not have a math book with which to cover up his
“Little Senator”.
Osama is listening to “I make it rain” as he does the chicken noodle soup dance that he saw on YouBomb.(the Pakistany version of YouTube)
For a side note, Hillary has a special “cup” to prevent these inevitable accidents, her royal thighness can also make it rain, and clear it up.
I would have to guess neither one is listening to the National Anthem since neither head is shown exploding.
By the way, asking a simple question is much easier for we, your blog audience, than trying to come up with a top 10 list. Thanks. Could you dumb it down a little more and just ask a yes/no question? Maybe one that can only be answered yes? For example if you asked “Is Hillary evil?” even Democrats (if any) would have to answer yes.
Thanks again.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Neither.
#1 has to go #1.
#2 is currently going #2.