I recently bought an Elvis Presley Coffee Sampler Pack thingy from Ugly Mug Coffee.
In addition to four different kinds of Elvis coffee (none of which were Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich), I also got a gift card for $5 off of Ugly Mug Coffee.
Well, what did you expect? A gift card for Victoria’s Secret? Well, their bras do make good coffee filters…
Anyway, The card’s got an offer code on it, which means it’s easily typed in and sent around the world in some kind of code-smuggling operation you’ve only dreamed about turning into a big-budget Hollywood movie.
FRANKJ: “Have you got the code?”
SPACEMONKEY: “We’re waiting on the signal from Istanbul.”
FRANKJ: “Victory will be mine. And savory.”
I figured I’d offer the card up as some kind of prize for a contest, but I can’t think of a good contest for the card.
So, the contest is going to be the best idea for a contest in which to give away this card. Come up with the best idea for a contest to give this card away, and you win the card. Put your suggestions in the comments.
(Try to use your email address when submitting the comment. Because if you win and I reply to your entry only to get a bounced message alert, I’m moving on to the next place winner.)
If this contest is void where prohibited by law, I encourage you to engage in an armed revolt against the repressive anti-democratic and anti-capitalist government that prohibits you from participating in the contest. You may not survive the revolution, but you will be seen as a hero, martyr, and t-shirt icon for generations to come.
Oh, and Spacemonkey isn’t allowed to win this contest. Because, well, he’s Spacemonkey. Spacemonkey’s never allowed to win.
How about the best fake FrankJ post?
How about the most FIRST posts today?
(I think I’m winning!)
How about the most creative caption for the catblogging picture?
How about most number of confirmed kills on communists and hippies? A little complex but it can be done.
Most revolting idea for a coffee flavor.
How about whoever’s name sounds most like: “Daniel Christianson”?
How about a muslim-baby-eating contest? Most down the hatch in 60 minutes wins!
How about a description of the most homoerotic thing you had to do to get into a fraternity…
WHAT?!?!
How about a contest for the best idea for a made up holiday (take THAT, Kwanzaa!)?
How about a contest to come up with a contest, which is itself a contest to come up with a contest to give away a coffee gift card.
Better yet, a contest to try to come up with a way to think about my last idea without getting a headache.
My entry is to try not to read it.
Hmmm…Best puppy to use in a coffee-puppy frappuccino?
How about a contest on who can trick the most muslims into eating pork?
Try the BLT… it’s ramadam-alicious! And the b is for bread… nevermind the crispy stuff…
I second the vote for most revolting coffee flavor… “Caramel-coated toejam, served with a Michael-Moore pate'”
ick.