Okay, in my arrogant opinion, here’s the best ideas for the Coffee Card Contest…
3. RightWingConspirator: How about a contest for the best idea for a made up holiday (take THAT, Kwanzaa!)?
2. Sarasmom: How about a description of the most homoerotic thing you had to do to get into a fraternity…
And the winner is…
1. Jenno: Most revolting idea for a coffee flavor.
All excellent ideas, but I think that one is the best idea for a contest. I’ll be sending Jenno the code off of the gift card shortly.
Thanks to everyone that participated, and stay tuned next month for yet another pointless contest for your confusion and amusement.

Ew, flavours of coffee? Well, apart from salty coffee. Damn Tom Clancy for giving me that idea.
Hooray!! I got second place. Surely that’s worth an after dinner mint?
Revolting coffe flavors
Venison jerky
Marinara
garlic and/or onion
Taco
Tuna Latte
Lutefisk
snot or tobacco juice flavored coffee
Uh-oh…the last major contest around here (the T-shirt babe contest) wound up leading to a marriage. Maybe this one will lead to a date? Perhaps a party invite or just an uncomfortable stalker situation?
I think the most distasteful would be “Fair Trade Coffee”.
Pepperoni and mushrooms latte?
Mocha Chum Blend.