Frony is probably too busy lobbying this July 4th to have time for fireworks. Crony + Fred = Frony. Frony hearts lobbying much more than fireworks or the USA.
I thought I was bad at math, but at least there’s somebody worse than me out there – I’m talking to you, Sarcasm Man.
It was not funny. Wouldn’t have been remotely funny even if it had been correct either.
I’m not sure it matters. His steely glare can make even more countries surrender. I bet his backyard display would illuminate the night so much, blind children would be able to read Ann Coulter’s books.
His Saturn Rockets can down a mig from 1200km
I single match would cause some European countries, (Fwance), to soil themselves and run away screaming in terror.
If elected President, Fred Thompson will make it illegal NOT to shoot of fireworks on the 4th of July anywhere in the world!
sorry…shoot off as in jerk off as in John Edwards!
Frony is probably too busy lobbying this July 4th to have time for fireworks. Crony + Fred = Frony. Frony hearts lobbying much more than fireworks or the USA.
I thought I was bad at math, but at least there’s somebody worse than me out there – I’m talking to you, Sarcasm Man.
It was not funny. Wouldn’t have been remotely funny even if it had been correct either.
I’m not sure it matters. His steely glare can make even more countries surrender. I bet his backyard display would illuminate the night so much, blind children would be able to read Ann Coulter’s books.
Eh, even John Edwards can get France to surrender.
Here’s a fact:
Fred Thompson is the only man to have held an entire package of lit Black Katz firecrackers in his hand and survived unscathed.