Congratulations Frank
I will now guess the big announcement:
Frank will finally admit that IMAO is not a right wing humor site but is REALLY a right wing SPOOF of a leftwing spoof of a right wing spoof of a left wing spoof of a right wing “humor” site dedicated to probing the difference between hate speech and satire.
uh, does imao stand for international media’s association organization? i know that it is unfair, unmedidicated, and something else, and i like the nuking the moon concept…
Unless it’s a free t-shirt or an all expense paid trip to the skank-filled glory hole of my choice, I’m gonna be pissed.
Anybody read you yet? Besides me I mean.
Honestly, I just come by for the porn links.
Outstanding! You should be proud. I have nothing sarcastic to say. You’ve made me laugh so many times. And you’ve made me think.
Then there were the times you made me laugh and think at the same time, and I became confused.
Congratulations FrankJ.
I am quite impressed. I would have thought that the mess that is your little war in Mesopotamia, the utter collapse in credibility, let alone popularity, of George W. Bush, your hero in “The Chronicles of W”, the damage you have done to the respected genre of science fiction, and this year’s dramatic drop in your readership would have caused you to give up on this blog a long time ago.
But you still manage to write reams of unfunny drivel which display your utter ignorance of politics, war or virtue.
In your honor, then, a Top Ten List.
Top Ten Reasons Fewer People are Reading IMAO
10) Political philosophy of “Kill the Terrorists, Protect the Borders, Kill the Hippies” too sophisticated for wingnut base.
9) Readers confused regarding FrankJ’s contention that getting a nice hair cut and combing one’s hair are signs someone is a homosexual.
8) The Fred Thompson man crush finally went too far. (Have some dignity for goodness sake!)
7) FrankJ spending time he should spend writing playing with his Nunchucks.
6) Buy a T-Shirt. Please buy My Book. Hey we have T-Shirts here. Want my book? The IMAO Store. Buy my Book. More T-Shirts! T-Shirts, T-Shirts, T-Shirts!
5) Too busy lobbying for the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Assn. against the “gag rule.” http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-thompson7jul07,0,54260.story
4) Not enough Michael Moore fat jokes.
3) Your belief that the surge is “working” one step too many into fantasyland for some.
2) Your conviction that you can write good science fiction one BIG step too many into fantasyland for some.
1) SarahK, the self-described “paranoid profiling nutjob.”
Peace
Monkey Faced Liberal
Happy Blogiversary to IMAO!
Congratulations Frank
I will now guess the big announcement:
Frank will finally admit that IMAO is not a right wing humor site but is REALLY a right wing SPOOF of a leftwing spoof of a right wing spoof of a left wing spoof of a right wing “humor” site dedicated to probing the difference between hate speech and satire.
uh, does imao stand for international media’s association organization? i know that it is unfair, unmedidicated, and something else, and i like the nuking the moon concept…
Are you going to give us stuff? I want a Bentley Continental. Or money. Lots of money.
The podcast will be revived?
You’re going to announce you’ve been hired to consult for Ron Paul’s campaign?
You should come out with a commemorative bumper sticker that has the logo and says “Nuke the Moon.” I would wear that on my SUV.
It took me five years, but I finally figured it out – (I)n (M)y (A)–hole (O)pinion!
What do I win?
Unless it’s a free t-shirt or an all expense paid trip to the skank-filled glory hole of my choice, I’m gonna be pissed.
Anybody read you yet? Besides me I mean.
Honestly, I just come by for the porn links.
Outstanding! You should be proud. I have nothing sarcastic to say. You’ve made me laugh so many times. And you’ve made me think.
Then there were the times you made me laugh and think at the same time, and I became confused.
Congratulations FrankJ.
I am quite impressed. I would have thought that the mess that is your little war in Mesopotamia, the utter collapse in credibility, let alone popularity, of George W. Bush, your hero in “The Chronicles of W”, the damage you have done to the respected genre of science fiction, and this year’s dramatic drop in your readership would have caused you to give up on this blog a long time ago.
But you still manage to write reams of unfunny drivel which display your utter ignorance of politics, war or virtue.
In your honor, then, a Top Ten List.
Top Ten Reasons Fewer People are Reading IMAO
10) Political philosophy of “Kill the Terrorists, Protect the Borders, Kill the Hippies” too sophisticated for wingnut base.
9) Readers confused regarding FrankJ’s contention that getting a nice hair cut and combing one’s hair are signs someone is a homosexual.
8) The Fred Thompson man crush finally went too far. (Have some dignity for goodness sake!)
7) FrankJ spending time he should spend writing playing with his Nunchucks.
6) Buy a T-Shirt. Please buy My Book. Hey we have T-Shirts here. Want my book? The IMAO Store. Buy my Book. More T-Shirts! T-Shirts, T-Shirts, T-Shirts!
5) Too busy lobbying for the National Family Planning and Reproductive Health Assn. against the “gag rule.”
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-thompson7jul07,0,54260.story
4) Not enough Michael Moore fat jokes.
3) Your belief that the surge is “working” one step too many into fantasyland for some.
2) Your conviction that you can write good science fiction one BIG step too many into fantasyland for some.
1) SarahK, the self-described “paranoid profiling nutjob.”
Peace
Monkey Faced Liberal
See what happens when you let them run around free? Flingin’ s— everywhere! Back in the cage!
Dude. Congratulations. You’re one of the funniest writers on the right there is. I’ve been a fan from the beginning.
You and all your crazy crew.
If I win, can I get a crate of Ammo instead?
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