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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Jonag.
What’s the story behind your name? Total inspiration. My first name is Jona (pronounced “John-uh”) and my last name starts with G. [Still more clever than “Frank J.” -Ed.]
Where do you live? I live in Gilbert, Arizona (about 20 minutes from Phoenix). We’ve been her 12 years and really hated it the first 5 years but now realise it’s a great place to raise kids so we’re staying put. One day I will meet Bob in Feenicks and DesertElephant for a beer in Tempe (whilst wearing our Nuke the Moon shirts) and much hippie bashing will ensue.
How old are you? 42
Tell us briefly about yourself. I was born and raised in Portland, Oregon. I have been happily married to Joey for 20 years and we have been blessed with 5 brilliant Rabid Reagan Republicans in the making. I have been homeschooling for over 11 years (including 3 hours of Rush Limbaugh 5 times a week, except when he talks naughty and we have to turn the radio off. I don’t want to hear “Mommy, what’s a Gorbasm?” just yet.)
I engage in a little bit of capitalism from my home which supports my sewing addiction and coffee habit.
How much do you hate hippies? A hippie once told my mom to go eff herself. Unfortunately for him he did it in front of my dad and sisters. They seriously effed him up. I wish I had been there.
Portland was once a beautiful town but the hippies have ruined it’s beauty and reputation (and odor). Another reason we’re not moving back.
How long have you been reading IMAO? I have been a FrankJ fan since the letter to Michael Moore of April 2003 (although it seems like forever really)
What’s your favorite IMAO post? My most favoritest post ever is this one: https://www.imao.us/index.php/2003/08/in-my-world-the-duke-versus-stalin/ The IMW: The Duke vs Stalin. Everybody should go read it. (oh, and #20 on this one: https://www.imao.us/index.php/2004/04/the-imao-t-shirt-babe-candidates/)
What’s you favorite political issue? It’s a toss-up between the war on terror and border security. I’m concerned that the flood of illegals will undo all my well laid (no pun intended) plans to destroy the democrat party by outbreeding them. I’ve already produced enough voters to undo all of my liberal sister’s family’s votes and still have 3 conservative votes left! Everyone should be doing their part.
Do you have a website? Not yet. When I get one it will be a pretty periwinkle color.
Do you ever wish you could control fire with your mind? Only when I’m flying over San Francisco.
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
good riddance to stuck up goptard hoes
portland is better off with out you and your goptardian trash
one by one we love seeing you leave
Mr.Huck is a little hostile.
Thanks for doing your part Jonaq, I am the mom of 5 brilliant crazed conservatives too! Don’t we get some kind of award for this or something?
Another East Valley dude… sweet. Mesa in the hizzouse, yo.
You are lucky to have escaped the “People’s Republic” of Portland. I am unfortunately still here. I still have to endure the left-tards protesting in Pioneer Square. Good to hear that you’ve raised 5 Rushbabies though.
I sense an AZ IMAO beer fest in the future. Complete with Nuke The Moon Tees. We’ll want to make sure it’s in the fall when the libtard flock returns to the shamed halls of ASU. But we should get plenty of practice in before.
Gordon Biersch anyone?
Jonag, I like #13 on that link. #20’s pretty cool, too. 😉
Without any slight to my beloved wife, who is prettier than both of you combined, and I don’t say that just because she is pointing that Howitzer she claims is for self defense … what was I saying? Oh, yeah, 13 and 20 were both very hot.
Sarahk,
Ha! I knew the moment I saw your picture that I had lost. Besides, I was unable to fulfill the contract terms required of the winner (as you have done). 🙂
Huck sounds a teensy mite bitter about jonag leaving Portland.
I wonder if his wife knows he’s concerned about her location and ‘stuck up’ness.
Jonag,
Good interview. It was cool to read thse old posts you referred to, which were before I found IMAO.
And I agree with Desert Elephant. We need a beer blast in Phoenix. Yes I live in Colorado, but I’m always up for a road trip.
We’ll toast johnny huck in his quest to find all those standard gramatical practices that seem to have been lost to him through decades of bong resin and crappy folk music. Oh, and I hope he finds a really cool new way to refer to conservatives. What do you bet it’s a clever play on words? I’m giddy with anticipation.
Don’t tell me you cracked my super-sophisticated code and figured out where I live.
That’s ok Bob, no one will ever figure out your real first name actually one that starts with an “R”.
Has anyone told Johnny Huck that smoking dope contributes to his carbon footprint? His brain cells are already a lost cause of course, but Mother Earth cries every time he smokes a joint.
I’ve already produced enough voters to undo all of my liberal sister’s family’s votes and still have 3 conservative votes left! Everyone should be doing their part.
LOL! And don’t you find what’s really amazing about raising kids conservative is that it STICKS with them. I’ve found more converted dems to republican than the other way around and it all comes out that “they grew up” and found out their parents hippie ways just didn’t make sense.
I like the idea of the IMAO convention in Tempe!! makes me want to move back down there more than ever!!
Hey my whole family is from Gilbert, Great place we moved there when the pop. was 4000. It’s changed a little since then pop. over 100,000! I live in Denver now. Keep up the good work with those kids.
Thanks everybody!
Bob, I used what I learned from Hooked on Fonix to figure out your undisclosed location.
Thanks for the archive tip, Jonag!
Loved the Duke/Stalin bit. However, there was a google ad on top that read “John Wayne Autopsy”. That’s morbid. “Stalin Autopsy” would have been funny. And only slightly more loaded with B.S. than “Alien Autopsy”.
Almost forgot – Jonny, Portland is a proper noun. It should be capitalized. Punctuation is always a nice touch as well. I’m guessing you were an education major at whatever pointless lefty kollige you went to.
God bless you Jonag. I think I have tears in my eyes…
Was raised across the river from Portland, left in 1961. unfortunately, the first comment is typical of the morons who now run the place. it is a suburb of San Francisco much to the distress of my relatives who still live there. Funny thing, i dont really think they have Moderates there, they are either off the wall libs or skin heads.
Hey Huck why do you think they are leaving? God knows it cant be that you and your kind are not tolerant.
(Jona G) Jona G Jona G You live in the land of free dumb guys like me. It’s too bad you’re married and a mother so just think of me as a IMAO brother. 🙂 p.s. supply your own melody, but think “You Are My Sunshine”
Do you have a list of people in the queue for profiling, Frank? It’s be nice to know.
This is getting to be one of my favorite features…I think that’s a compliment.
Well I guess I’ll quit thinking “Joe-nag” when I see jonag now. John-Ahhh Gee
Spacemonkey,
Now you’ve made me think it might be a freudian slip. My hubby’s name is Joe and I’m his wife (I try not to nag but dang, this has me thinking).
All this time I thought was Jonah Goldberg…