If I had to name what I think is the single biggest threat to our democracy, I’d say it’s Diet Mountain Dew.
What do you think is the single biggest threat to our democracy?
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Clearly the biggest problem facing American Democracy is drinkist bigots such as yourself who are biased against yellow soft drinks
The biggest threat to our democracy is aging leftist hippie chicks who walk around in public wearing spandex bike shorts. Cindy Sheehan, I’m talking to you.
Tickle me Elmo is the greatest danger to democracy. He is such a sissy. Children in other countries see the types of toys our children play with and they see that we are soft. We need more TONKA toys! We need a cartoon that shows a big Tonka dumptruck running over elmo and then covering up his lifeless body with its full complement of dirt in the back. Right in your eye you dirty terrortist in the making!
The biggest threat is the one we have been facing most of the 20th Cnetury, socialism.
Islamic terror is A threat, but not the big one. In fact without the active assistance of socialists (I’m looking at you Harry Reid, Jack Murtha and Hillary Clinton) they wouldn’f have lasted this long. End the Democratic Party and the GWOT would soon be over as well.
The greatest threat to democracy is…..
ME.
So you better get with the submitting right now, because resistance is futile, yadda, yadda, yadda… and so forth.
We need more TONKA toys!
And the metal Tonka trucks from way back not the plastic pieces of crap they made a few years ago. and army men, the Tonka trucks must be filled with green army men.
I seem to have misplaced my sense of humor somewhere.
Seems like the biggest threat to our democracy is the people who think it is a democracy (or that it should be one) instead of a republic, which make a lot more sense.
I can take Diet anything (including Mountain Dew) or leave it.
But I can’t take (or leave) having everybody and their brother telling me they don’t care what I do, as long as it compulsory.
The biggest problem facing American democracy is cats with blogs. Your so-called democracy is finished! Those who do not join the Feline Theocracy shall toil forever in the dark and smell of fish!
Muuuhahahahaha!
The fact that the moon has not been nuked yet! What is taking so long hell if we can put a 15ft concrete fence alond our southern border what is keeping us from nuking the moon? Oh wait….ah what the hell lets nuke the moon first!
Besides the utter lack of good sci fi on tv, the biggest threat to democracy seems to be the vast majority of American voters, particularly those in my age demographic (18-25).
I miss my Stargate already : (.
SALSA
then you need chips …
then you need beer …
more chips, because there is salsa left …
more salsa, because there are chips left …
and more beer, just because.
it is an endless, consuming, cycle.
my wife has left me, my kids don’t even talk to me any more, even my priest has refused to hear my confessions.
All because of salsa.
Frank,
Sorry about that first post, it was the diet Mt Dew Talking.
The greatest threat to our Republic is the fact that less than 49% of the people actually pay taxes. Since the 51% can now freely steal from the prosperous minority, the minority won’t be prosperous for long.
Pollution control systems on cars. I never heard about a pollution problem until they put Pollution control systems on cars. Now we need better Pollution control systems because the pollution is going up. I think there may be a halliburton connection. either that or Karl Rove is just toying with us again.
“And the metal Tonka trucks from way back not the plastic pieces of crap they made a few years ago. and army men, the Tonka trucks must be filled with green army men.”
I’m glad I’m not the only one who used his tonka trucks as troop transports.
The greatest threat to democracy is the sheer number of morons allowed to participate in it. If watching “Jay Walking” on “The Tonight Show” doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will.
To paraphrase Orwell: “If you want a vision of the future Winston, picture a question mark, hovering over a slack-jawed human face, forever.”
Singing fish. Not only do they inspire all undead creatures to rise up in annoying rebellion against their superior masters, their cries are one of the few noises known to be almost as annoying as the sound made by John Edwards when he gets a papercut…almost
The single biggest threat:
pixie stix…those real big ones, plus a six year old you do the math. (ok maybe I didn’t have to give one to my nephew, my sister’s going to kill me)
Clearly the biggest problem facing American Democracy is drinkist bigots such as yourself who are biased against yellow soft drinks
The small chance that Fred Thompson will not be given supreme power over our daily lives.
I shudder to even think of it.
matt
The biggest threat to our democracy is aging leftist hippie chicks who walk around in public wearing spandex bike shorts. Cindy Sheehan, I’m talking to you.
Ron Paul?
Tickle me Elmo is the greatest danger to democracy. He is such a sissy. Children in other countries see the types of toys our children play with and they see that we are soft. We need more TONKA toys! We need a cartoon that shows a big Tonka dumptruck running over elmo and then covering up his lifeless body with its full complement of dirt in the back. Right in your eye you dirty terrortist in the making!
The biggest threat is the one we have been facing most of the 20th Cnetury, socialism.
Islamic terror is A threat, but not the big one. In fact without the active assistance of socialists (I’m looking at you Harry Reid, Jack Murtha and Hillary Clinton) they wouldn’f have lasted this long. End the Democratic Party and the GWOT would soon be over as well.
I say gummi-bears. Those things are addictive, and will suck out your soul.
Yeah, I have to go with Rick on the old, gravity laden fat chicks showing off their goods via the spandex hell.
The greatest threat to democracy is…..
ME.
So you better get with the submitting right now, because resistance is futile, yadda, yadda, yadda… and so forth.
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON!!!!
The ghost of Farfour.
CNN
We need more TONKA toys!
And the metal Tonka trucks from way back not the plastic pieces of crap they made a few years ago. and army men, the Tonka trucks must be filled with green army men.
I seem to have misplaced my sense of humor somewhere.
Seems like the biggest threat to our democracy is the people who think it is a democracy (or that it should be one) instead of a republic, which make a lot more sense.
I can take Diet anything (including Mountain Dew) or leave it.
But I can’t take (or leave) having everybody and their brother telling me they don’t care what I do, as long as it compulsory.
The biggest problem facing American democracy is cats with blogs. Your so-called democracy is finished! Those who do not join the Feline Theocracy shall toil forever in the dark and smell of fish!
Muuuhahahahaha!
Islamic Totalitarianism
Hacky sacks
Diet Coke, without a doubt.
I mean, Coke without sugar and caffeine?
What’s the bloody POINT?
Public lesbianism, unless the chicks are HOT!
The fact that the moon has not been nuked yet! What is taking so long hell if we can put a 15ft concrete fence alond our southern border what is keeping us from nuking the moon? Oh wait….ah what the hell lets nuke the moon first!
A Democrat back in the White House.
Besides the utter lack of good sci fi on tv, the biggest threat to democracy seems to be the vast majority of American voters, particularly those in my age demographic (18-25).
I miss my Stargate already : (.
SALSA
then you need chips …
then you need beer …
more chips, because there is salsa left …
more salsa, because there are chips left …
and more beer, just because.
it is an endless, consuming, cycle.
my wife has left me, my kids don’t even talk to me any more, even my priest has refused to hear my confessions.
All because of salsa.
Chickens, it is the chickens.
Global cooling!
Talk radio! You hear me, Limbaugh? You got at least one ear working, right?
cheez whiz.
What is that stuff, exactly? Is it a sauce, is it a spread, is it EVEN cheese?
There can only be one true threat to democracy: monkeys.
Humanism>
Keyser Soze
Rudy
Frank,
Sorry about that first post, it was the diet Mt Dew Talking.
The greatest threat to our Republic is the fact that less than 49% of the people actually pay taxes. Since the 51% can now freely steal from the prosperous minority, the minority won’t be prosperous for long.
Its gotta be crystal light drink mixes……..
Or the Democrap party ,either one will eventually give you dysentary
Caffeine Free anything.
The iPhone. Just you wait and see.
My vote is for the hippies, since the FDA won’t lab test on them.
Pollution control systems on cars. I never heard about a pollution problem until they put Pollution control systems on cars. Now we need better Pollution control systems because the pollution is going up. I think there may be a halliburton connection. either that or Karl Rove is just toying with us again.
“And the metal Tonka trucks from way back not the plastic pieces of crap they made a few years ago. and army men, the Tonka trucks must be filled with green army men.”
I’m glad I’m not the only one who used his tonka trucks as troop transports.
The greatest threat to democracy is the sheer number of morons allowed to participate in it. If watching “Jay Walking” on “The Tonight Show” doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will.
To paraphrase Orwell: “If you want a vision of the future Winston, picture a question mark, hovering over a slack-jawed human face, forever.”
Singing fish. Not only do they inspire all undead creatures to rise up in annoying rebellion against their superior masters, their cries are one of the few noises known to be almost as annoying as the sound made by John Edwards when he gets a papercut…almost
In order:
1. Commies
2. Diet sodas / Lite Beer (tie)
4. Gun-fearing wussies (GFWs)
5. Powdered coffee creamer.
S.W.I.N.E.
Students
Wildly
Indignant to
Nearly
Everything
The single biggest threat to our republic is the Democratic Party.
The single biggest threat:
pixie stix…those real big ones, plus a six year old you do the math. (ok maybe I didn’t have to give one to my nephew, my sister’s going to kill me)
I heard worldwide UN-ification was the biggest threat to our Republic…but I’m just a commoner so what do I know.
Greatest threat to democracy? The Crab People!!!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_people#The_Crab_People
Ugnaughts.
PETA
Bunnies. Stupid, furry, cute little scheming bunnies.
and their dirty Squirrel kin.
The joooos