John Edwards thinks it’s weird that all his buddies’ shirts button from the right.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
In an attempt to change the impression that he is effeminate, John Edwards has taken to ordering his Shirley Temple WITHOUT the cherry!
Bonus Fact from AlanABQ:
John Edwards really does read Playboy for the articles – but ONLY for the articles.
Well, at least John Edwards buddies are doing something right!
John Edwards really does read Playboy for the articles – but ONLY for the articles.
He was tricked into reading it the first time – Playboy.
Johnnys’ toilet seat is slightly warmed prior each use. Johnny was quoted recently: “I find siting to pee more natural feeling.”
When taunted in the Senate that he “squats to pee”, John Edwards asked his mom if there was another way. She told him to sneek into the boys bathroom and watch Hillary.
Maybe John should publicly State that Sen. Craig did nothing wrong he was just flirting with me.
John was particularly confused when he saw that their shirts buttoned in the front.
What upsets him is how much harder it is to unbutton their shirts with the buttons on that side.