I asked you all for some chants for Muslim clerics to replace “Death to America,” and you all delivered. Here are the runners up that get regular praise:
“Hey hey! Ho ho! That Zionist entity’s got to go!”
from Exurban Jon
“Allah, Allah he’s our man,
If he can’t do it no one can!!”
from dRoast
“Vote Democrat!”
from Raving Lunatic
“Oh Allah… you’re so fine… we blow ourselves up all the time… Hey Allah! clap clap clap Hey Allah!”
from DesertElephant
“That’ll do, pig… that’ll do.”
from AlanABQ
“WOLVERINES!!!”
from Powered by Guinness
“Bomb on: apply directly to the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!”
from Hazel
“Global Jihad. So easy a caveman could do it.”
from G Fresh
And the winner of High Praise is…
No-L with:
“Don’t you wish your imam was hot like me?
Don’t you wish your imam was a freak like me?”
Nicely done, No-L. Nicely done.
Woo Hoo! Two praiseworthy entries. Still no High Praise though. Whatever happened to the High Praise for the KOS post mockery about the only real place to find truth. (I’m too lazy to look up the exact post)
Congrats, No-L! Yours and Desert Elephant’s were my two faves.
I still like AlanABQ’s “Remember The Allah, Mo!” And Alamo should like it, too, no?
Hey, regular praise is better than what I usually get! I’ll take what I can.
No-L, yours truly is deserving. Congrats!
Hey, thanks Jimmy. I thought that one would’ve gotten some praise, too! Maybe the pun didn’t go over well…
I’m glad you got it, though. But who am I to complain? I got a nod after all & No-L’s submission was golden.
Good show, No-l!
Nice.
Exurban Jon: Truly laughed out loud at that one.
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Funny, the results are in, however, I don’t remember seeing that tuxedo’d duo from Deloitte and Touche. Just who tabulated the votes, and who were the voting members of the Academy?
I realize those who had entries may feel awkward asking these sensitive questions, but since I myself had no submissions, my inquiries are clearly not self-serving.
Unless I see a drunken actor at a podium, I’m naturally skeptical regarding any voting procedures. So, at this time I’d like to call for an independent counsel to examine the “Death To America” balloting and voting procedures, with a complete report on how dimpled and hanging chads were or were not scored, and an investigation into why blacks were reportedly not permitted to cast their ballots.
Regular praise is better than no praise at all!
Congrats No-L, but now I have the mental image of Islamic Rage Boy dancing to that. Thanks lots, I may actually have to concentrate on work to get that out of my head.
“now I have the mental image of Islamic Rage Boy dancing to that.”
Bwahahahaha! Now there’s something to photoshop and put on youtube.