Al Gore may have invented the internet, but John Edwards invented the curtsey.
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host:
John Edwards campaign just announced the latest endorsement: Sen. Robert Byrd. In a prepared statement, Sen. Byrd stated, “As I flipped through the stations between Matlock and re-runs of Card Sharks, I saw Johnnie talking to a bunch of worthless whippersnappers on that MTV crap. But then I heard how he planned to pick up where I had left off so many years ago and knew I had found my candidate. That boy’s got moxie and gumption, not to mention good hair.”
Bonus Fact from Jim:
John Edwards’ campaign scrapped an idea for a campaign ad featuring average people giving their impression of the candidate after realizing that every interview ended with the words “…not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
Lil’ Johnny was given the inspiration for the curtsey in high school when showering between two football players.
(Geez. I’m going to hell for that.)
During the Reagan administration, secret service agents had to be able to ride horses. Other presidents required agents to golf, jog or drive speedboats.
If Edwards is elected, agents must learn to skip gaily while holding hands.
And John Edwards only invented the curtsey to ease the chafing of his Cottontails.
He just likes the way it allows the breeze to go up his short skirts.
Casper…you are one sick puppy but very funny!!!
Where in the world did yall find that pic posted on the Edwards facts? It cracks me up every time I see it.
Polly, there’s a video floating around somewhere of Edwards preparing for a debate. Look around for it – Edwards closing his eyes while waiting for the hairspray to be applied is not to be missed.
I nearly forgot how funny you are, Harvey. I must come visit more often. 😉