You would’ve thought it would have been the mammogram…………..or anything that musses up his hair! But then again he probably likes to stand on his tiptoes and have his nipples pinched!
John Edwards had to lighten up on his eye liner. When he applied as much as he wanted, he found it became hard to lift his eyelids.
John Edwards still wonders why the underwear his mom gave him when he was a kid had a hole in the front.
John Edwards most important asset as President would be his pursed lips — adorned with the just the right shade of lip gloss.
John Edwards has a chaffeur, but not because he’s rich. It’s because he finds it so hard to press that darned gas pedal.
He tries to “lighten the mood” a little during his annual by applying sweet-smelling rose water “in all the right areas,” as well as dusting his pubes with glitter.
I also am a son of Bob, Son of Bob. But I say there are more! (It’s not too early for some liquids to help…)
John Edwards always schedules his gynecological appointment right before the cock tail hour.
John Edwards is having trouble finding a church near his home, but that’s only because three had to be bulldozed to make room for his mansion. And they were all in different counties.
John Edwards’s least favorite part of his annual physical? The Pap smear.
You would’ve thought it would have been the mammogram…………..or anything that musses up his hair! But then again he probably likes to stand on his tiptoes and have his nipples pinched!
Harvey, that’s because he only needs one pap smear to determine the position of his head.
His favorite part? The part of the exam where you turn your head & cough.
John Edwards had to lighten up on his eye liner. When he applied as much as he wanted, he found it became hard to lift his eyelids.
John Edwards still wonders why the underwear his mom gave him when he was a kid had a hole in the front.
John Edwards most important asset as President would be his pursed lips — adorned with the just the right shade of lip gloss.
John Edwards has a chaffeur, but not because he’s rich. It’s because he finds it so hard to press that darned gas pedal.
His favorite? – The colonoscopy
He tries to “lighten the mood” a little during his annual by applying sweet-smelling rose water “in all the right areas,” as well as dusting his pubes with glitter.
Well damn, all the good comments were already posted. lol
I also am a son of Bob, Son of Bob. But I say there are more! (It’s not too early for some liquids to help…)
John Edwards always schedules his gynecological appointment right before the cock tail hour.
That was so handed to you a few posts back.
Good on ya for making use of it!
John Edwards is having trouble finding a church near his home, but that’s only because three had to be bulldozed to make room for his mansion. And they were all in different counties.
John Edwards has either a tiny penis, or a huge clitoris…
These are getting really old.
Then don’t read them.