Pete Stark, slandered both the President and the troops when he said:
“You don’t have money to fund the war or children. But you’re going to spend it to blow up innocent people if we can get enough kids to grow old enough for you to send to Iraq to get their heads blown off for the President’s amusement.”
It was an idiotic non sequitur when arguing for the latest liberal hand out, sCHIP, but he originally stuck by his statement and the hateful little goblins of Kos gurgled with glee and shook their tiny fists triumphantly while exclaiming, “He speeks twoof to power! Twoof to power!”
It didn’t last. Not only has Stark now apologized, but he has apologized in the most pathetic way possible:
“I want to apologize to my colleagues, many of whom I have offended,” Stark began. He then apologized to “the president and his family” and “the troops.”
“I hope that with this apology, I return to being as insignificant as I should be,” he concluded though a voice cracking with emotion.
He did everything but admit he is President Bush’s bitch and then tuck his tail between his legs to conceal his tiny genitals before sulking off.
Let that be a lesson to you, Kos Kids: You are all weak and pathetic and should not even imagine standing up to us Republicans. Learn to live with disappointment.
First! First?
Actually I’m surprised that a liberal apologized. Rush is still waiting for his from Reid.
Or is this another satire piece from Newsish Fakery?
Thanks for making me spew my coffee all over my keyboard. LOLOL
I thought the second paragraph was a parody (the part about insignificant), but I followed the links on this story all the way back to MSNBC, and that entier second paragraph is in every link. He couldn’t possibly have said that about himself, could he? Was MSNBC hacked?
Incidentally Frank, I don’t know if you noticed this or not, but when I click on an ad for Thoseshirts.com, at the bottom of the page, there’s a picture of Michelle Malkin and Bill Whittle wearing Nuke The Moon T-shirts, which is, of course, completely awesome.
I would have spewed coffee from my nostrils, had I coffee in my mouth! Hilarious, I wonder who got to Stark & forced him to make such a obsequious statement?
If he’d said that ’bout Fred, Stark would’ve melted into a puddle of yak urine…
My hands are sticky.
You’d apologize too if Nancy Pelosi sat on your face!
(Lord, I apologize for that…be with the pygmies in New Guinea.)
Did you hear him start to bluuber and cry towards the end? What a weiner. WAHAHAHAAHAAHA I got my ass handed to me. Poor itlle baby.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Kos Kids and the tyranny of Fred Thompson. Blessed is he who, in the name blogging, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of Ron Paul’s point for being alive; and Fred Thompson will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to discount his bid for the White House, and you will know Fred has stomped your ass when he lays his feet upon you.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the Kos Kids and the tyranny of Fred Thompson. Blessed is he who, in the name of blogging, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of Ron Paul’s point for being alive; and Fred Thompson will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to discount his bid for the White House, and you will know Fred has stomped your ass when he lays his feet upon you.
(had to do a slight correction)
#6 – Posted by: Sarcasm Man on October 23, 2007 03:35 PM
Hey Sarcasm Man! How are you! Heheh, you are so slow. I can’t believe people still believe that Phony Soldier thing. Hey, I thought I told you to go away? Is that cheesecake? Is that MY Cheesecake? It is now. Every time you post something stupid I am going to steal a piece of cheesecake from you.
Want to hear a joke? RON PAUL. Hahahahahahaha
WhiteHorse, one of my updates links to Firedoglake and how “offended” they are that Stark was told he either apologizes or they let the censure go through.
Remember, Kieth Olberman found Stark’s comments “refreshing” before Peter apologized for his spew.
Do you all have any idea how embarrassing it must be for the NFL to have Olberman as an NBC commentator? Might as well have RuPaul endorsing DeWalt power tools during the commercials…
My penis is sticky too.
Hello AR. Not to worry I will leave again soon. I’m just bored this week. You cannot have my cheesecake. Please get ur own. I suggest Cheesecake Factory. The pumpkin cheesecake is good this year.
I put the poopies in my mouth.
1) When was the moment in time when Pete Stark wasn’t insignificant?
2) Sarcasm Man, aren’t there 72 virgins waiting for you somewhere?
Ever wonder how all those virgins got to heaven first? The Man killed them all with his premature Sarcasm.
OK. I am “stealing” this. Naturally, the usual accolades and link-backs will apply.
This is too good.
EXCELLENT job!!
Why my hands smell funny?