Just as a sanity check, how many people here hate ponies? I mean, how many of you just automatically curl your hand into fist any time you even see a picture of a pony and can think of nothing else than to punch it in the eye?
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Does “My Little Pony” count?
I mean the classic girl’s toy. Not John Edwards.
I love ponies. After all they’re just little horses.
Silky ponies however are the most vile creatures ever to evolve on this planet (or graduate law school). They should be rounded up and herded to the dog food plant.
I’d rather punch donkeys. I used to have a thing against unicorns… until I realized that they were just horses, only cooler. They have swords on their heads!
I was attacked by conservatives once and thought it would be a real good idea to try and ride my landlord’s pony.
I was able to find a new place to live before the 30 days were up.
You must be getting ready to buy the Idaho farm and you’re not sure whether to give in to your wife’s desire (for a pony). Frank, all women LOVE ponies. Some insist they be in the bedroom, also.
Can’t say as I hate ponies, but… every time I am around ponies or horses either one, I’m immediately cognizant of the reasons why farm tractors, cars, and trucks were invented.
If the wife wants a pony for the farm, tell her that you plan to get a tractor and that the tractor will have to do.
FWIW, get a vintage Farmall.
OMG, true story, I was attacked by consertives Saturday Night. After the “beating” they apparantly put me in me friends daughters room (she was spenging the night somewhere else) to recover. When I woke up I was surrounded by My Little Ponies! freckin horrofing!
Breeding horses to be extra big and powerful like Clydesdales so they can pull beer wagons and stomp on hippies is cool. Breeding horses to be extra small and cutesy with stubby little legs that aren’t good for anything but breaking the little girl’s neck in Gone With The Wind is just stupid.
Dr. Muhammed Al- ‘Arifi of Saudi advises solemnly, “Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to Wives,” he explained. “Even if you want your wife or mistress to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for women, it is all the more true when it comes to Ponies. So beatings should be light and not in the face.”
You may lose a few virgin Ponies if you do, Frank.
Oh, My Bad……I got the Objects all backwards! Damned ADD………….
Wollf
PS, yeah, he Really said it
Most ponies tend to be mean little bastards who kick and bite without warning.
Horses, on the other hand, will be affectionate and loving when properly treated.
Both are, however, extremely stupid and will react to the dumbest of incidents.
Here’s what you do for maximum pony distress. You get one of those vintage Farmall tractors and you ride slowly past all the ponies in their little paddock. Poor, poor little ponies…nobody wants you anymore… you have been replaced by something more fun LIKE MACHINERY!!! Bwwwwahhhhahhhhahhhhahhh.
Then you can watch little pony tears course down their little pony faces.
a lady at work, who has no life, raises little ponies. she just goes on and on about then all the time. just makes me want to suicide myself into the next life. i’ve learned to hate, where once i would not have gave it another thought.
Yeah! and why can’t we eat dolphins! Now THOSE are some self righteous little b*stards. Jumping through hoops and catching fish. They’re kind of like water ponies. except without the catching fish part.
Why do you waste time worrying about ponies when clearly the raccoon threat is upon us? They even have opposable thumbs, and beady, shifty eyes! I suspect that raccoons are also secretly funding Ron Paul, since they love all things shiny!
Well, as the proud owner of a Pony, I’m gonna have to say I don’t hate them.
As a matter of fact, it either the tailpipe or the shifter were smaller, I would fool around with it.
When I was a young lad my great uncle kept a couple of ponies on his farm for a friend of his. I hated them. They were meaner than hell. If they weren’t trying to bite you, they were trying to kick you. Got some retribution by sneaking up and shooting them in the ass with my BB gun. Read somewhere that the Samoans or maybe the Maoris like to roast a pony at Christmas in lieu of turkey. More power to’em I say..
Does “My Little Pony” count?
I mean the classic girl’s toy. Not John Edwards.
I hate them. I hate them all.
They’re in league with the monkeys. We need to punch them all in their dumb pony faces.
I love ponies. After all they’re just little horses.
Silky ponies however are the most vile creatures ever to evolve on this planet (or graduate law school). They should be rounded up and herded to the dog food plant.
I’d rather punch donkeys. I used to have a thing against unicorns… until I realized that they were just horses, only cooler. They have swords on their heads!
I was attacked by conservatives once and thought it would be a real good idea to try and ride my landlord’s pony.
I was able to find a new place to live before the 30 days were up.
Depends. Is Tony Kornheiser a pony? Are his short-bus riding, mouth breathing fans ponies? If so, then yes. Very much yes.
I has a pony, therefore I am pro-pony.
You must be getting ready to buy the Idaho farm and you’re not sure whether to give in to your wife’s desire (for a pony). Frank, all women LOVE ponies. Some insist they be in the bedroom, also.
I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
Can’t say as I hate ponies, but… every time I am around ponies or horses either one, I’m immediately cognizant of the reasons why farm tractors, cars, and trucks were invented.
If the wife wants a pony for the farm, tell her that you plan to get a tractor and that the tractor will have to do.
FWIW, get a vintage Farmall.
I love ponies, especially with BBQ sauce!
What does Frank do when he stumbles on a monkey riding a pony?
I’m going to guess he has no trespass orders with every circus in the country.
I punch ponies all the time. Kittens and bunnies too. Keeps me in practice for punching hippies. Bunnies take a punch much better than hippies.
OMG, true story, I was attacked by consertives Saturday Night. After the “beating” they apparantly put me in me friends daughters room (she was spenging the night somewhere else) to recover. When I woke up I was surrounded by My Little Ponies! freckin horrofing!
consertives
spenging
horrofing
Definitely evidence of an attack. Me things yoo neeed ‘nother attak of consertiativeies to git ovr it.
Breeding horses to be extra big and powerful like Clydesdales so they can pull beer wagons and stomp on hippies is cool. Breeding horses to be extra small and cutesy with stubby little legs that aren’t good for anything but breaking the little girl’s neck in Gone With The Wind is just stupid.
Dr. Muhammed Al- ‘Arifi of Saudi advises solemnly, “Beating in the face is forbidden, even when it comes to Wives,” he explained. “Even if you want your wife or mistress to start walking, you are not allowed to beat it in the face. If this is true for women, it is all the more true when it comes to Ponies. So beatings should be light and not in the face.”
You may lose a few virgin Ponies if you do, Frank.
Oh, My Bad……I got the Objects all backwards! Damned ADD………….
Wollf
PS, yeah, he Really said it
“FWIW, get a vintage Farmall”
Damn right! I got to drive one of those a while back. It was fun!
My response involves automatic weapons, not punching, but the hatred of all things equine is the same.
So from the above what is a pony good for…
BBQ, punching, and I will add glue, really can anyone think of somthing else positive they provide??
Most ponies tend to be mean little bastards who kick and bite without warning.
Horses, on the other hand, will be affectionate and loving when properly treated.
Both are, however, extremely stupid and will react to the dumbest of incidents.
I despise all ponies except Apocalypse Ponies.
Ponies killed my family.
Here’s what you do for maximum pony distress. You get one of those vintage Farmall tractors and you ride slowly past all the ponies in their little paddock. Poor, poor little ponies…nobody wants you anymore… you have been replaced by something more fun LIKE MACHINERY!!! Bwwwwahhhhahhhhahhhhahhh.
Then you can watch little pony tears course down their little pony faces.
Ponies are our friends. It’s the damn monkees that will kill ya.
a lady at work, who has no life, raises little ponies. she just goes on and on about then all the time. just makes me want to suicide myself into the next life. i’ve learned to hate, where once i would not have gave it another thought.
Yeah! and why can’t we eat dolphins! Now THOSE are some self righteous little b*stards. Jumping through hoops and catching fish. They’re kind of like water ponies. except without the catching fish part.
I’m not averse to ponies themselves, just the constant squealing that comes out of 10 year old girls whenever they get near them.
I’m fine with ponies but boy do I hate dolphins! shakes tiny fist in a fit of insane rage
ponies grow up to be horsies and good guys like John Wayne and Clint Eastwood ride horsies so I like ponies…
Why do you waste time worrying about ponies when clearly the raccoon threat is upon us? They even have opposable thumbs, and beady, shifty eyes! I suspect that raccoons are also secretly funding Ron Paul, since they love all things shiny!
Well, as the proud owner of a Pony, I’m gonna have to say I don’t hate them.
As a matter of fact, it either the tailpipe or the shifter were smaller, I would fool around with it.
When I was a young lad my great uncle kept a couple of ponies on his farm for a friend of his. I hated them. They were meaner than hell. If they weren’t trying to bite you, they were trying to kick you. Got some retribution by sneaking up and shooting them in the ass with my BB gun. Read somewhere that the Samoans or maybe the Maoris like to roast a pony at Christmas in lieu of turkey. More power to’em I say..
Umm.. What does punching horses have to do with anything? What are you, 12 years old?
That’s three, in pony years.