I guess things are pretty messed up in Pakistan. Now, I don’t really understand the political situation there (I barely understand the political situation here; why do we care what Iowans think of the presidential candidates?), but I know they have nukes which makes this unrest our interest. What happens if radical Muslims take over Pakistan and nuke India? What will happen to customer service?
Hopefully things will work out peacefully. I think our troops are getting tired of conflicts in that region. They really want to kill people on the mountains in Europe or on a tropical island for a change. Maybe we, the American people, can help calm things down by sending cards. “Sorry for the unrest. Hope things work out. Thinking of you, America.” Then they’ll know that other people care about them and to not be so down. In the end, Pakistanis are just like you and me, except dumber and more violent. And they have six arms, unless I’m thinking of something else.
I really don’t know anything about Pakistan.
I’ve only got the ones here in New York to go by, but from my experience, no one can stink up a cab worse, or hand you a lottery ticket and make “Good luck” sound more like “F— you” than a Paki.
That would be the Indians that have six arms. And you are right, if Pakistan nuked India the next time my computer crashes Apu will not be able to help me repeat the same steps over and over again to get it running again. However India has nukes as well so Pakistan will get the favor returned to them.
At least that will solve India’s current Monkey crisis.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071113065725.yech1gw9&show_article=1
I say let em’ do it. Customer service in the Phillipines is better anyways.
iowans have nukes? no wonder the demrats are fawning over them. i think we should invade iowa and take away their nukes. maybe get them to stop doing that pinky thing when you pass them driving on the road, too.
Did someone call me?
I really don’t know anything about Pakistan.
It’s easier today than it used to be not to know anything about Pakistan. When I was in elementary school, there were TWO Pakistans. West Pakistan (the one that we call “Pakistan” today) and East Pakistan (the one that we call “Bangladesh” today, unless it’s the thing that we call “Kampuchea” today). There was TWICE as much not to know about Pakistan, and I didn’t know any of it. You youngsters have it easy.
Pakistan is where that character in Seinfeld is from. you know, the one who waves 1 finger and says, “you a veddy bad man frank j. a veddy bad man” hope this helps!
[Oh yeah! THAT Pakistan. Apparently people don’t like their food. -Ed.]
“dumber and more violent”
Yep, that pretty much sums up Islam.
#6- I thought “Democratic Kampuchea” was a Cambodian government in exile, “Kampuchea” being the way Kampucheans pronounce “Cambodia,” but I could be wrong.
#7- Baboo. Don’t remember his last name, and couldn’t pronounce it if I did.
…and at least one of the national parties should stop playing along with the Iowa-New Hampshire game and assign primary dates by lottery each time around, so that we don’t have the concerns of Iowa farmers affecting our foreign, trade and energy policies this much. Stop wasting corn-ethanol as fuel! There’s only two legitimate uses for corn: moonshine and bourbon (same thing- one is aged a few hours, the other a few years). Sure it has some supplementary uses, in cattle feed, chicken feed and Mexican… food, but let’s not lose focus.
Benazir Bhutto for President!
I call them Iowegians… and, for the most part, they can’t drive.
FrankJ wrote:
I really don’t know anything about Pakistan.
I used to get all of my knowledge from KTE posts. Why not get that lazy crack research staff of yours to dig up the goods?
[Good suggestion! -Ed.]
Cave Troll like Pakistan. Pakistan have many caves. Cave Troll found really nice cave in Pakistan. Previous owner was Osama bin Crushed With Big Rock. HA HA HA HA HA!
You laugh with Cave Troll!
I don’t understand why Pakistan need to have nukes to destroy India? All they need to do is steal those shankara stones. I mean, come on. They’re just sitting in a stone wall in a dirty little village. Just steal them, and then the crops and livestock die, and the next generation vanishes. That means total victory without the mess of military battles. Isn’t that a no-brainer?
McBain –
The “Kampuchea” thing was intended as a joke. Maybe not the best joke I’ve ever made, huh?
SVJ-
Judging by your other jokes I have seen here it may have been your best one………………….
/kidding>
Have they tried warm milk for their unrest?
Maybe they need something stronger, like Ambien or Lunesta.
They should be careful though, sleep walking is a common side effect for sleep medicines. Imagine the entire country of Pakistan waking up one morning in Kyrgyzstan and wondering how they got there. How embarrassing would that be?
The solution to Islam and thus Pakistan is booze… strong and lots of it. Muslims don’t drink enough, period. They are far too sober. Look at the French. Alcoholics to the last one, even the infants. Are they a threat to ANYONE?? No.
And Muslims all play soccer. All you see on the newscasts are scruffy little half naked moppets running around dusty fields chasing a ball. That never did anyone any good. What a sorry sport!! I won’t let my boy play soccer. If there isn’t an assurance of pain while playing, why bother?
If I couldn’t drink because my religion was so backwards AND was forced to play soccer because my country was so dirt poor and pitiful we couldn’t play real football, I would jihad too.
Speaking as one of Teh Troops, I would like to invade somewhere with a Mediterranean climate. Y’know. Like Mediterranea.
Seriously, getting sick of the desert.
Sig